But you would bone her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm not Bert
And nor shall I fuck off like him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Bert boned his own sister.
This is completely different. OK almost.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

After nine and a half years you do start to blur the lines somewhat
My boss chastised me for seeing her as a sister instead of a sex object when I told him she lives with us. The same chap bollocked me for choosing bed with the missus over the end of the other night's Forest match with the words "I'd understand if it was someone else, but you can go to bed with your missus whenever"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

You live with her sister?
Oh man. I don't know what I'd do.

Have you had any accidental towel drops?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Walked in on her in the shower a week or so ago
Mortified
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I think you know exactly what you'd do
Sewing weights into the bottoms of all the towels, for one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Sounds like a dick. I'm all for treating women as sex objects
but you have to be consistent or they get all stroppy.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Bless them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)

He is, a bit
While he was chastising me for this responsible attitude towards my girlfriend, I asked him calmly how many times he's been married. That shut him up.

(Twice. In his twenties)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)