I wnated to buy some Rich Tea before and the bloke in the shop couldn't understand me and I'm not sure if I was making any sense but I really wanted some rich tea for some reason.
I tried saying it slowly, "Ritch Tea, you know, plain buiscits, crunchy, not crumbly, Ritch as in... ritch? Rich Rich tea." and he shoed me where the buiscits are but they only had chocolate ones which I deffo didn't want. I think I wanted them to go with some cheese. I ended up buying two cans of V and a packet of fags instead, and forgot about it 'till just now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I imagine you're gibbering like a monkey at the moment
and this would be the reason why he didn't understand you.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I think I'm now officially worried about you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I'm alright, seriously, I just had a shower to help sober me up a bit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

It's ok everyone I have sent someone round to make sure he's not playing with sharp things
or drowning in Yop
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)