I bought some art yesterday (pic in main body)
why don't you tell me how shit it is and why the art you like is better?

alt q: Friday lunch of choice?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:20, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I fucking love that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

that cock
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I don't.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

that is because we don't have the same taste in stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

WHAT!
How is this possible?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I have no idea
in a perfect world everyone would buy all furniture and art from Ikea and that you'd feel it home anywhere you went
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I hate IKEA.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

it serves its purpose
I think the only things I have from there at the moment are picture frames, a garlic crusher and a massive wall hanging of Da Vinci's Vitruvian man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Now you too can be unique
just like every other IKEA picture buyer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

to clarify
frames, not their contents. most of the contents are originals or numbered prints
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

You just like looking at men's cocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

it makes me feel good, because mine is bigger

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Yeah, it does
I actually hate physical IKEA shops more than their stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

the worst bit is that you have to shuffle round the whole place
with the same bunch of slack-jawed mouth-breathers the whole time because of the routes through the shop.


yes, I'm talking about the people I went there with.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Ikea is detestable.
I can only handle shopping there late night on weekdays. It's completely unbearable at any other time.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You need to learn the shortcuts.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Nah, I have become a convert.
I look for excuses to go just so that I can have their 99p breakfast and a free coffee. I wouldn't buy furniture from them though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

At that perspective
the owner of those tentacles would have to be several miles long. It seems unlikely.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I like it because of that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

A species capable of self perpetuation needs a certain number of individuals.
At that size I doubt an ocean would contain enough food to sustain a species of creatures that size.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

yeah because what I look for in a piece of art
is biological correctness.

Also, you don't know if that is on this planet. it could be a vast mostly water world
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I know
I'm just feeling contrary today.

I'm presuming an Earth type world mainly because of the presence of humans in wellies and red macs.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

you are making quite an assumption that it is a human

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I am, you're right.
I also find it unlikely that a different planet, with the infinite variety that evolution is capable of, would also produce intelligent simians with a similar taste in waterproof clothing to Earth.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

could be skin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Haha, it could be, yes.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

fucking hell you two

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

How big is it?
Is it a canvas or a print?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

fuck off twat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

HAHA!
Come off it Bobby, it's a perfectly reasonable question.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Your point being that because it's a reasonable question I should ignore the fact that you
are a helmet of gargantuan proportions and play nice so we can be "fwends"? I would rather suck chompys cock after he had pastie smashed darth after the most humid Glastonbury on record.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Hahahahahah fucking hell, lad.
Nice mental image there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

cannot be fucked to play this stupid game anymore.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I don't know where you got the impression this was a game.
I know you're deeply sensitive about your weight, but you do appear to be doing something about it, and considering the abuse that gets dished out here, calling you a tubber is pretty mild.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

How do you know this? I used to be apprehensive of you,
well the persona you use on here, but you're just pretty clueless and quite annoying, you can say what you like about me you don't know a thing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Haha
_{Who's a fat cunt Who's a fat cunt} Who's a fat cunt Who's a fat cunt WHO's A FAT CUNT ^{WHO'S A FAT CUNT WHO'S A FAT CUNT BOBBY IS THE FAT CUNT OVER THERE... Bobby is the fat cunt} over _{theeeeerrrrreeeeee}
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Should we send round your social worker now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

new drugs working out well then Gonz?
haha
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

So Gonz goes to the trouble of doing that to call you a fat cunt
and you have a laugh, whereas I try and establish a meme about your body weight in ribs and you go off the deep end.

It's almost like people who use the internet are totally irrational.

Who would have thought it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

INORITE!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

It's weird while I get used to them, like I was in the shower just now, and while I was waiting for it to heat up...
.... I could hear, like faintly, like coming from another room, music, like a high pitched organ. And I remember last night walking into the bathroom to see a huge bee/wasp, it was like 6" big just under where the toilet roll is. I can't remember if I dreamed the bee while asleep or hallucinated it while half awake.

I just googled to see if it's some sort of placibo effect (I'm ovbously copus-mentus enough to operate a computer and look these things up) or if it's a real thing and apparently hallucinations (oh shit, no red squiggly line !) are an effect while I get used to them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Well thanks for the effort anyway.
nice to know you care.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I also just worked out that Geno DeCampo was going to serve up bull's testical from the italian description before he translated into english.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Oh gosh, they look well nice.
I totally want to try eating testicles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

talk to Darth, he is an expert.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Wow
That's just ... wow.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

how big is the picture?
is it a canvas or a print?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

27" x 22" print.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Oh lol

( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Looks like something from /Board

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You weird cunt.
alt: I've just eaten three Yorkie biscuit bars. I feel really quite sick. Lunch is postponed as a result.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I've just had breakfast so lunch is postponed here too.
why weird?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

That's quite an odd picture. I don't dislike it particularly, but it's a bit weird.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

it is weird
that's why I like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

This
my first reaction was 'eh?' followed by 'ha! that's ace'.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I'm a fan of illustrationy type artworks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I like the clouds and the sunset mostly
the crazy tentacles and tiny child are a sort of weird bonus.
(berk, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Aubrey Beardsley?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I like that stuff
see also, the illustrations from Kipling's Just So Stories
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

My brother bought my daughter a Hans Andersen fairy stories book illustrated by Edmund du Lac.
He really was a superb illustrator.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

indeed he was
if you haven't already, get your daughter Just So Stories and read them to her. They are fabulous.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I grew up on them shits, yo.
Rikki Tikki Tavi or whatever his name was. Marvellous stuff. I am a huge Kipling fan.

NB anyone thinking of replying using the word 'kippled' - just fucking don't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I strongly believe that those stories are at least partly responsible for the way my mind works

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

They were fantastic
I also loved Stalky and Co. And Kim. Can't remember who it was who said that Kipling managed the incredible feat of writing about a truly good man and making him interesting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I have fond memories of my dad reading me Kipling's stuff when I was very young
as well as making up stories about Beowulf.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I had problems reading until I was about seven so my dad used to record himself reading
stories so I could listen on a dictaphone when he was away on business.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

that's awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Have you read Seamus Heaney's Beowulf translation?
Not a patch on the old Penguin classics one, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

It's a shit adaptation
or 'interpretation' as I believe he likes to call it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

'A shitcunt paddy wanker' as I believe I like to call him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Remarkably apt
To be fair I acknowledge my taste in literature and poetry is pretty stuck in the past.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

*old-skool fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

...give a dog a bone!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I have not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

You are a lucky man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I happen to like it.
It's Norn Iron, innit.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It provokes my inner twat

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

does your inner twat have tentacles?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)

no just a shiny red mac

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I wnated to buy some Rich Tea before and the bloke in the shop couldn't understand me and I'm not sure if I was making any sense but I really wanted some rich tea for some reason.
I tried saying it slowly, "Ritch Tea, you know, plain buiscits, crunchy, not crumbly, Ritch as in... ritch? Rich Rich tea." and he shoed me where the buiscits are but they only had chocolate ones which I deffo didn't want. I think I wanted them to go with some cheese. I ended up buying two cans of V and a packet of fags instead, and forgot about it 'till just now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I imagine you're gibbering like a monkey at the moment
and this would be the reason why he didn't understand you.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I think I'm now officially worried about you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I'm alright, seriously, I just had a shower to help sober me up a bit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

It's ok everyone I have sent someone round to make sure he's not playing with sharp things
or drowning in Yop
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

That's OK. A little odd but OK.
Alt: 8 lagers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

HARDCORE WILL NEVER DIE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

It's quite well executed, but I don't think I'd want it up in my living room

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I think that's where I stand on this.
It's an OK piece of work - it's the 'buying it and putting it up in one's house' bit I am struggling to understand. Mind you I have a four foot Pink Fairies picture in my sitting room so I should shut up, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Yeah, but that wouldn't look out of place in your sitting room.
The painting above, on the other hand, looks more like it belongs in a student's room in a hall of residence.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

while I like it a lot
I am struggling to think where I would put it.

it's a guest room piece or nowhere I think
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

It's quite big so I might hang it at the top of the stairs or maybe in the shitter so if I forget a book
I won't be completely bored.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Are you sure you'd feel comfortable sitting on the khazi
with that image staring back at you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Yeah, I really like it. I might get tentacle envy though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I just think you might be more worried about that thing rising up out of the water beneath you...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

It's okay
I don't really have much of a taste in art to be honest.

Alt: pathetic lunch of peas, jalapeno sauce, a teaspoon of houmous and a bit of potato
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

That is a fucking disgraceful lunch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

The rigours of diet
it has the merit of being only 80 calories by my reckoning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Surely that's nothing like enough to sustain a normal person though?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

If I eat like a normal person
I will stay fat. My metabolism is too slow to cope with much food now.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

That's kind of where I am
I either sit about playing on the computer and eat like a budgie, or eat what I want and move about like a professional athlete.

So far I'm working on a combination of the two. Not the right combination.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I can't do much exercise
though I'm starting to do short sessions on the rowing machine upstairs at the moment, so it's got to come out of my food. And alcohol for that matter
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

What you need is a crystal meth habit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Your body is a machine.
You have to put the correct fuel in for it to work properly. You may lose weight initially but it will all pile back on after you stop such a rigid diet. Get some food woman and good idea to stay off the alcohol.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

having been a big fatty for a long time
and not being one now, I can say that eating a decent meal with lots of veg, and low fat, and almost entirely cutting out the booze is the best thing you can do
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah this
My problem is I fucking love booze.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

HERE HERE (or possible HEAR HEAR, I forget which one is correct)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

well
which one might mean "i heard that, i heard that", and which one might mean "and me, and me"?

it's not exactly rocket science, is it.

for the avoidance of doubt, it's "i heard that, i heard that"

huh, i just wikipedia'd it, to entertain myself, as i am talking to myself here, and apparently it is "an expression used as a short, repeated form of hear him, hear him. It represents a listener's agreement with the point being made by a speaker."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I'm off the booze
with the exception of a couple of parties. Food wise though if I just eat heathily and normally I won't lose anything, and I'm getting fed up of having to assess chairs for stability
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

My little sis has the same problem. Been told she has too much oestrogen or somthing and this is why.
She's the same body shape as you also. But she was told this by a herbalist so make of it what you will.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

My painkillers have messed my body up
weight gain is mandatory on them. So a stringent diet is needed to counteract them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Yes but without the right amount of fuel inside you you will be tired and grumpy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

What'll be different haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Methamphetamine. I'm telling you.
Don't listen to Blousie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I quite like having teeth

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

But teeth are so heavy
It all adds up on the scales.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Pah, kids today. I don't know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

That is the lunch of a guinea pig surely.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

As is my taste in art by some estimates

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

have a burger love.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Nah thanks
I've got to stick to it this time.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

A girl I knew at school went vegetarian in the last term of sixth form to lose weight for the leavers ball
and she ended up putting on a stone 'cause she covered everything with cheese.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

:S unlucky
I'm going by the simple time tested rule of 'put the Doritos down and back away slowly'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I have a veggie friend who eats like a truck driver - just a veggie one.
Pies, burgers, sausages etc etc - all from Linda fucking McCartney.

He is, unsurprisingly, a fat knacker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

And I'll bet it wasn't vegetarian cheese either.
OH THE IRONY!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I know a load of girls that are vegetarians, they claim it's because of animal cruelty but I know it's because they're fat.
In fact, one girl spent a year spouting things about animal cruelty and posting photos and news storys and shit, then about a year later she's back to being a meat eater.
She's still fat.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

The fat, meat-eating BITCH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

she loves a good bit of tube steak

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

i know we've covered this before, but what is tube steak?
I'm scared to google it at work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

PENIS

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I'll assume that this is a straighforward answer to my question
and nothing more
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

It's buffalo penis, a rare delicacy in these parts.
Dark and meaty. She enjoys it with extra cream sauce.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah Nakers you fucking PENIS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

You however can fuck right off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

clickin dis

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

It's Ok but not my cup of tea.
I need more art.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)

check out society6.com
I like it a lot.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

will do.
Edit - Quite graphic images which I do like but I prefer the prints from past artists.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

You like 'graphic images', eh? I'll bet you do, you filfee caaaah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

That's interesting.
I enjoy things like this and this

alt: I'm not sure yet. I'd like to drink a fuck ton of ice water but for some reason my tooth is being a right hurty bastard.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Second one is cool.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I like Arcimboldo, and Hieronymous Bosch.
But then, I took too much acid in the 60s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I didn't realise Hermione was a painter

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

There are a lot of things you don't know about me
*waggles eyebrows*

hugz4u lol.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

*elbow nudges*
*chuckles*

thx bbz lol
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

do you sensodyne repair and protect over there? it bloody works!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

do i what?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

magic toothpaste that repairs teeth and stops sensitivity.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I'm not sure if it's actually my tooth, but when I drink cold things it shoots this pain all the way up and to the bone
it hurts so bad it brings tears to my eyes
I will have to check this magical stuff out, ta
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

TRULY IT IS THE WORK OF THE GODS

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

No, that's DMT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

the spirit molecule

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

It's the closest thing to a religious experience I'm likely to have.
Words cannot adequately convey how fucking heavy duty it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

side effects/comedown?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

None.
It lasts for less than five minutes and for the next week you feel fucking incredible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

wow

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Or if you can't find it as GSK who make Sensodyne are English
try Colgate Sensitive Pro Relief
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

'I don't do none of that shit
and neither will you if you know what's good for you. My body is a temple'

OH MAN WHAT A GREAT QUOTE. FROM 'TELEVISION'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I just had kidney beans with chopped tomatoes in some Lloyd Grossman sauce.
I'm amazed at how little I need to eat these days. Not that I'm complaining.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Still got no money after buying £200 cardigans eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Money is irrelevant, I'm back home so don't pay for food.
Nothing tastes as good as being an ace and svelte individual feels. Or something.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

yeah but you do smash in a load of class A's
won't that affect your appetite? Can someone explaine effect/affect to me please so I can commit it to memory.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I can tell you that 'explain' does not have an -e on the end
i hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

'Hi, may I speak to Alanis, please?'

'Yeah hi Alanis, I'm going to need a really fucking big order this time. Yup - 24 MECHA-SPOONS please'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

i hope she turns up at your door and screeches into your face for 48 hours straight
whilst you are on DMT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I could be bummed half to death by David Bowie on DMT and would know nothing about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

If it turns out she was a cutlery dealer
that might actually make that lyric ironic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

'Affection' is pretension.
An 'effect' of 'affectation' is that people may think you're a knob
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

ha, you tit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Not when you're not doing them you numpty.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Speaking as a haggard old man
I can tell you that when you become able to eat on bugle you are in a dark place. The two chaps I know who can are the most fucked-up caners I know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

She really is a massive cunt
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/8697403/Sarah-Ferguson-storms-out-of-interview-with-Australias-60-Minutes.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I saw this yesterday, you wonder why she still carries on. She should totally top herself.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

being ginger is awful
and as they have no soulsd suicide isn't really a problem
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I love gingers, trufax.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

^ this ^

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Rusty roof = stinky garage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

^ hater ^

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

The king is dead! Long live the King, Cesc sold. Black armbands on boys today is a dark day...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

This is the sound of me not giving a shit





























there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Silence is golden not massive you twat!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Ah well, from what I hear, suicide is painless
You should try it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

i wish there was a night club in my basement

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Is that like 'having a party in your pants' but with security guards and a massive queue to get in?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I'm fairly exclusive these days.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Strict door policy, yeah?
No jeans or sneakers. Ladies free before 11.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

2 for 1 on drinks on Thursdays?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

No caps or hoods.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

no numbers on your shirts, no ripped trousers

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Or non relations

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Joseph works the door

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)