I hate IKEA.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it serves its purpose
I think the only things I have from there at the moment are picture frames, a garlic crusher and a massive wall hanging of Da Vinci's Vitruvian man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Now you too can be unique
just like every other IKEA picture buyer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

to clarify
frames, not their contents. most of the contents are originals or numbered prints
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

You just like looking at men's cocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

it makes me feel good, because mine is bigger

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Yeah, it does
I actually hate physical IKEA shops more than their stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

the worst bit is that you have to shuffle round the whole place
with the same bunch of slack-jawed mouth-breathers the whole time because of the routes through the shop.


yes, I'm talking about the people I went there with.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Ikea is detestable.
I can only handle shopping there late night on weekdays. It's completely unbearable at any other time.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You need to learn the shortcuts.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Nah, I have become a convert.
I look for excuses to go just so that I can have their 99p breakfast and a free coffee. I wouldn't buy furniture from them though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)