I just had kidney beans with chopped tomatoes in some Lloyd Grossman sauce.
I'm amazed at how little I need to eat these days. Not that I'm complaining.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Still got no money after buying £200 cardigans eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Money is irrelevant, I'm back home so don't pay for food.
Nothing tastes as good as being an ace and svelte individual feels. Or something.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

yeah but you do smash in a load of class A's
won't that affect your appetite? Can someone explaine effect/affect to me please so I can commit it to memory.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I can tell you that 'explain' does not have an -e on the end
i hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

'Hi, may I speak to Alanis, please?'

'Yeah hi Alanis, I'm going to need a really fucking big order this time. Yup - 24 MECHA-SPOONS please'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

i hope she turns up at your door and screeches into your face for 48 hours straight
whilst you are on DMT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I could be bummed half to death by David Bowie on DMT and would know nothing about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

If it turns out she was a cutlery dealer
that might actually make that lyric ironic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

'Affection' is pretension.
An 'effect' of 'affectation' is that people may think you're a knob
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

ha, you tit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Not when you're not doing them you numpty.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Speaking as a haggard old man
I can tell you that when you become able to eat on bugle you are in a dark place. The two chaps I know who can are the most fucked-up caners I know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)