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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I can tell you what I wouldn't be doing
And that is sitting here in this office, bored, reading all this shite.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:51,
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latest was 14 years ago)
You'd be hunched, red-faced, straining over a baguette, pants round ankles,
feverishly checking out the window of your sandwich shop to make sure Al can't see you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:54,
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I think we all know that he'd still eat it
The fat cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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...then sick it up only to eat it again, crying.
B3ta's John Prescott of Hearts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:00,
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I'm glad I ate my lunch before I read this.
I didn't go to the sandwich shop, I went to the little supermarket and had a sausage roll and some crisps and a Yorkie.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:08,
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Not the little supermarket down the way?
Oh dear...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:11,
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Your biggest customer.
After Al.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:29,
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you could read other shite?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:54,
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Precisely
A better class of shite.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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I mean now, you could do it now.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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Can't afford it
Lend us a grand, will ya?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:58,
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