I can literally do this all day

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

literally?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I call liar.
You will have to stop for a shitting break at some point.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

He won't
I thought we'd established that it just falls out without touching the sides?
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I didn't say I could do it constantly all day
nor did I stipulate how long the gap between posts would be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Well everyone can do that then.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

My claim was based on the store of useless information in my head
I should have said "I can churn out random, pointless facts a la Mitchell Symons without consulting Google or Wikipedia all day, with variable-length gaps between posts to allow for comfort breaks".

Is that sufficient for you pedants?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

That spunk can really build up
like cooking fat in the sewers


www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=fat+in+sewer&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=995&bih=428&wrapid=tlif131315919527610&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I heard they have to send fat working class men in wearing waders and armed with huge spades
and they have to cut it off the sides of his colon in big blocks.

They then export the blocks and sell them as eco friendly building materials.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I heard that it is being trialled as a substitute for whale blubber in japanese cooking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Kevin McCloud's got me on speed dial

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)