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Fuck gargantathreadTell me something interesting.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:20,
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NEAR THE TOPYou're missing Bert's latest breakdown.
b3ta.com/questions/firstrudething/post1317027
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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b3ta.com/questions/firstrudething/post1318710
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:55,
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It's up on QOTW now, first post(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:54,
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Liverpool have won more League Cups than any other club, with 7.Aston Villa are second, with 5, and Nottingham Forest third with 4.
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I'm listening...i have power of attorny, did no one tell you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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You give too much credit to these lawyer typesYou only need 2:ii to work with Swipe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:42,
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And not necessarily in English ;-)What was your degree in, just out of interest?
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he has 6they are all in Kevin Bacon
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:52,
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I started watching "Super" this morningIt's like a more realistic version of "Kick Ass" with a guy becoming a super hero because he think god touched his brain after his wife runs off with a drug dealer played by Kevin Bacon.
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I call liar.You will have to stop for a shitting break at some point.
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He won'tI thought we'd established that it just falls out without touching the sides?
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:26,
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I didn't say I could do it constantly all daynor did I stipulate how long the gap between posts would be
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My claim was based on the store of useless information in my headI should have said "I can churn out random, pointless facts a la Mitchell Symons without consulting Google or Wikipedia all day, with variable-length gaps between posts to allow for comfort breaks".
Is that sufficient for you pedants?
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That spunk can really build uplike cooking fat in the sewers
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=fat+in+sewer&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=995&bih=428&wrapid=tlif131315919527610&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:26,
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I heard they have to send fat working class men in wearing waders and armed with huge spadesand they have to cut it off the sides of his colon in big blocks.
They then export the blocks and sell them as eco friendly building materials.
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I heard that it is being trialled as a substitute for whale blubber in japanese cooking(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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the collective noun for a group of GnusIs an implausibility of Gnus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:25,
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If the Sun was to disappear, we would still feel it's heat, and see it's light for 8 minutes afterwards. However, more oddly, the Earth would continue to orbit it for the same time period too.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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I wonder how different a trajectory it would be to just travelling off in a straight line(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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We've done this one before I seem to remember.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:32,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1176729
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:34,
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Gravity is a field, like magnetismI guess it takes a while for it to reach us.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:32,
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No, gravity is the attraction between two massesit's not an actual thing like light or e/m radiation.
It only exists where two masses are near each other.
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heat and light - boringgravity - confusing. i can only assume gravity "moves" at the speed of light
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:29,
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i am speculating on AA's post, i really have no idea...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:33,
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Madrid is the only European capital city not to be on a major waterway*And I'm going home now.
*I've never bothered to check this fact
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:28,
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Curse youWait... I should have said "to be built on". My claim stands - that one only passes through the edge.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:42,
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that is fairly interesting(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:31,
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Feel sorry for Ravi BoparaStill, there's always the second innings
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Now Prior's goneOnly England to manage to fit a middle-order collapse into such a dominant innings
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It's a special skillI would have thought Bresnan can tonk it if he wants to
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:44,
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Yeah Bres and Broady will be sent in with the same instruction as I imagine Prior was givenSmash it into Stratford. Declaration might not be necessary at this rate.
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that'll prevent Cook getting pissed off with Strauss for taking him off after scoring 332(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:49,
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He might run out of partners unless he hits the acceleratorNot that Cook is ever likely to go after decent bowling unnecessarily
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let me get this straight before I message my matecook is scoring still, but everyone else is getting out?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:44,
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effectively yesCook's innings is now the third longest by an Englishman in history
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:45,
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That's what I love about us.Disaster is always lurking round the corner, ready to pounce at any minute.
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You may be joking, but I support Fulham.So your comment is bang on the money for me.
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I think , in their defencethey are just going all out to score as much as they can before tea.
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AgreedSee my comment above in reply to Ape. I reckon they'll bat until stumps, unless Cook gets out in which case they'll likely declare and have a joust at them this evening.
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DOGS ARE COLORBLIND AND THEY CAN'T PLAY TWISTER(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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I like the implication that a dog can't play twister _because_ it's colour blind.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:40,
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absolutely nothing to do with right back paw blue, left front paw green (
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:44,
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Well, yeah', most fun things are fun for the people who are using them.I think the only exception is pornography.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:48,
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I think it's supposed to make your willy get hard/gash get juicy** delete as appropriate
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I knowcan you imagine a woman wanting to get herself moist. What a revolting idea.
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you'll be telling me you don't have to drug them and tie them up next.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:59,
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but willys getting hard? gross, what would you even do with that(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01,
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I'm more disgusted at the idea of women taking active enjoyment in sex.That's just perverted.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:03,
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Indeed it is.Nice to see someone standing up for morals in this day and age.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:04,
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Precisely, fuck everyone else.Cycling up from Soho to Kings Cross on Saturday after five pints was a right laugh/recipe for disaster.
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if this isn't sarcasm I think I hate you.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:56,
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The typewriter was invented by a left-handed womanwhich is why all the importand letters are on the left hand side.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:51,
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I was talking about the inventor of the typewriter, but at least I know how you really feel about metinyurl.com/3gvucqn
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:57,
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awwwwwwPoor Chezza.
I knew what you meant, K. I was just misunderstanding for comedic purposes. And you know it. And now you're trying to make me feel bad by pretending that you're crying you MASSIVE INTERNET BULLY!
In other news, how's the last day going?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:02,
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I've been called a bully like 17 times on here today.It's going, I'm about to call and see if they've looked at my app for this job yet
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:04,
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If it's any consolationwe don't really think you're an internet bully. Maybe a bitch, but not a bully ;-)
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:06,
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What does that one mean again?/autistic inability to comprehend facial expressions
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:18,
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Awww, Poor KI think she's also wrong about who invented the typewriter.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:24,
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Wasn't the keyboard layout specifically designed so that the letters are awkwardly placed?In order to slow down typists and avoid the keys getting mashed together on the old style manual typewriters? I've a feeling this was a later 'innovation' probably by a man, thus invalidating your theory, but I'm off to Wikipedia to find out.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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Yeah, Wikipedia will know.Font of all knowledge, is Wikipedia.
How are you, scrotebag?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:04,
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It's fun to bash Wikipediabut if it wasn't actually right most of the time people wouldn't use it.
It agrees with me about qwerty being invented by a bloke, but not about the deliberately being hard to type on bit. That's half remembered form an educational program in my yoof, so may well be wrong.
I'm fine thanks you mawkish harridan, much better for having seen/hugged my boy on his return from Florida.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:08,
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He's obviously not a teenager then.The only people allowed to hug them are other teenagers. Parents, aunts/uncles and grandparents are just embarrassing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:10,
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I'm no that old.Although, shockingly I could have legally fathered a 20 year old, but he's 8, and quite happy with public displays of affection, long may it last.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:12,
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It's a good general referenceon specifics, particularly in certain more obscure areas, it falls down as the page tends to be written by one person to their interpretation and not enough people check or can be bothered to argue.
It's getting better though. Although I still kick my student's arses for referencing it; that's unacceptable.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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For this kind of general knowledge shit it's plenty sufficient.I mean Chompy's quoting it down there, and we all know how right he is about everything.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:15,
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*looks at keyboard*Fucking hell, I'd never thought about that before
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That's coz it's wrong.Or more likely coincidental.
Edit: I was listening to the Scissor sisters earlier and it made me think of you, sorry, how are ya anyways?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:08,
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Very good thank you, mainly due to Alastair CookAm off home now though, apologies for the rudeness - have a fabulous weekend, everyone
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That's because you're stupidand a boy. Which means you're doubly stupid.
Or possibly because you're right-brained. I only know because my Mum is left-handed, and used to be a typist in the army, and she told me.
Actually, that's how we know most things, isn't it? Not because my Mum is left handed etc, but because somebody told us. Or we read it.
I think my blood sugar levels may be worryingly low. I appear to be turning into Gonz.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:09,
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No it wasn't it was invented by a manen.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY#History_and_purposes
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You see up there^Where I said all this 5 minutes before you?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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You see how you used 50+ words to say what I said in 9 and a link?(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Yes it's called conversationBecause I am on here to socialise, rather than drop fact-bombs and feel superior. Well, actually I do the feeling superior thing too, like How I'm feeling superior to you right now, but I do it in a chatty way.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:43,
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Don't be ridiculouswomen don't invent useful things.
Jumpers for kittens, sure. Something mechanical? Never.
Edit: All of the important letters like Q and none of the unimportant letters like three vowels, m, n, and l. Also, carriage return.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:11,
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Again this is becausewhile the typewriter may have been invented by a lefty woman, the layout of the keys was not.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:17,
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All punctuation is on the right hand side of the keyboard, too.(
Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:44,
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Fuck me, it's gone quiet in here.Has everybody fucked off down the juicer?
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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I'm here.But there's no one to talk to.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:00,
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I'm writing text based fantasy games on a b3tans facebook profile.(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:01, Reply)
This sounds like my kind of geekery.Can I play?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:03,
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If Kristines dog was reading this it would be going crazy right now.(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:09, Reply)
I'm bored MontyEveryone else has gone home but I can't slope of for probably another half hour.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:31,
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I'm so bored that I'm going to buy myself a Star Trek themed dressing gown.And then kill myself.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:34,
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I'd click on a link to footage of Kroney killing himself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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Why do you always have to be so negative Moriarty?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:40,
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Kroney's death would be a very positive thing. I don't know what you're talking about.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:41,
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What's wrong with him?He seem nice enough, he probably likes several things you think are bent, but then so does pretty much everyone, so you can't be using that as a yard-stick.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:44,
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I fucking love dear old Kroners.I'm thinking of society as a whole.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:46,
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Link for the best thing in the world? Sure.www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B004NTE3FM/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=103612307&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B004NTCI7C&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=0SKJK910AYFHPX2NZAMV
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:44,
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Wow.I think I want that. Even though I have 2 dressing gowns already and wear neither, that is possibly the most awesome thing I have seen today.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:46,
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They have command and sciencebut no engineering. As a result, I can't work out which one to buy. I want red.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:46,
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wouldn't you rather have one of those Obi Wan jedi dressing gowns?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:48,
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Not as much as one of the awesome Star Trek ones.The Yoda dressing gown has a matching hood. With ears.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:49,
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Command.Better Kirk that Macoy, macoy never got alien pussy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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Not as much as kirkNo body got as much as kirk, FACT
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:54,
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Buy some strong rope and a couple of bricks, then go to a bridge.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:54,
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I see. Honourable seppukuor a rope in a public convenience?
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:48,
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You can't blame him for looking unhappy.He set out on a modelling career, like a REAL MAN, and now look what's happened to him.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:49,
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I bet when he started modellinghe got proper jobs, like wearing underpants and pointing, with other men.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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he looks awesome.you must be a lesbian
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:53,
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HonestlyYou go off to run some errands and come back to find yourself completely slated.
*cries*
I'm sorry, everybody. I'm soooooo sorry! I got it wrong. But then, I'm a woman, so that's probably expected.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:46,
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Don't worry, it was.*pats pretty little head*
*pats B3th's head*
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Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:47,
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Something interesting?Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin played the guitar solo on the Who's first single.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:58,
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Better at being shit spastics, yes. Much, much better.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:03,
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Seeya benders.I'm off home to spend my weekend masturbating while pretending to be Captain Kirk going where no man has gone before. Hope you all have fun too.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:01,
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