I've been out and bought a new razor, as the trimmer on my current one is shit.
Then I'm going to the pub later to watch the football.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are we rock n roll here today or what???

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Indeed we are.
I might even get the dog out before I head pub-wards. At the moment I'm trying to compose a polite but firm email to a former member of our now defunct dive club requesting him to return the O2 kit for the boat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

oi you
give it back you caaaaaaaant

love
DG
xx
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Unfortunately the guy in question is a copper with a superiority complex
and attitude to match.

Anyway, I've done it now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

What did a dive club need with a mobile phone antenna?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Oxygen kit.
Fairly vital. I suspect you knew this, and were just being silly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

You probably couldn't find a better time to be facing Arsenal.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I noes, rite?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I still think you'll lose though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I noes, rite?
It's entirely predictable that we've offloaded our best players last season, and are treating Barton like crap by offering him on a free transfer when he's got as year to run on his contract.

So much for the £35million we got for Carroll being spent on players.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Mike Ashley wanting some of his money back, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Probably, yeah.
I don't think any supporter really thought otherwise, to be honest.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:45, Reply)