I've had a fantastic sleep.
Don't all of my washing, been out for breakfast and been to the bookies.

Anyone else over acheived today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:18, 42 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm trying not to fall asleep at my desk
5 1/2 hours. Two phonecalls. Three emails. Man I am booooooored.

On the plus side I get to see a very sexy lady later and eat some delicious food. Unless Gonz has been commited.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

He wasn't rocking backwards and forwards in the corner babbling nonsense when you got home?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

No more than usual

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Haha, I have quite little memory of last night, I think I feel asleep on the couch.
In all seriousness though, with what I've made tonight, any trinklit of doubt you might have about living with me, will be evaporated in one mouth-full. The butternut squash pasta filling is beyond lush and anything I've ever made.

(and I'm cleaning as I go =P)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Hurrah the training is kicking in!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Is there a difference between 'Badger clean' and 'Gonz clean'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

That's a bit like asking if there is a difference between a pebble on a beach and jupiter, but that pebble used to be a grain of sand.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

ahahahah
brilliant. I need to show Clendrix this
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)

=D
I've changed the mash'n'scallops'n'bacon dish, I think it's way WAY nicer now, I made a pea/mint/garlic pureé instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:12, Reply)

No, not nicer, just different, but still very very VERY nice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:12, Reply)

How much longer are you stuck in work for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

One and a half hours.
Just killed an hour on the phone to my mum
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Bugger. I forgot I was going to do washing this morning.
What was the bet?

I have achieved very little today, surprisingly enough. Later on today, I needto get my washing done, empty the dishwasher, consider making something for tea, and maybe watch the last two episodes of Caprica.

Fun, fun, fun...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Just a punt on the football.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I've been out buying stuff for the holiday
The amount of planning involved in taking two adults and three kids on holiday is ridicamalous. Just had a chorizo burger from McDonalds, I'm just about to eat the packaging to see how it compares.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

ahaha
Did you seriously think it was going to taste good?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I know, I'm far too optimistic

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Was the packaging better?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Did you get offered chips with your purchase?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I've been out and bought a new razor, as the trimmer on my current one is shit.
Then I'm going to the pub later to watch the football.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Are we rock n roll here today or what???

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Indeed we are.
I might even get the dog out before I head pub-wards. At the moment I'm trying to compose a polite but firm email to a former member of our now defunct dive club requesting him to return the O2 kit for the boat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

oi you
give it back you caaaaaaaant

love
DG
xx
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Unfortunately the guy in question is a copper with a superiority complex
and attitude to match.

Anyway, I've done it now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

What did a dive club need with a mobile phone antenna?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Oxygen kit.
Fairly vital. I suspect you knew this, and were just being silly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

You probably couldn't find a better time to be facing Arsenal.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I noes, rite?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I still think you'll lose though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I noes, rite?
It's entirely predictable that we've offloaded our best players last season, and are treating Barton like crap by offering him on a free transfer when he's got as year to run on his contract.

So much for the £35million we got for Carroll being spent on players.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Mike Ashley wanting some of his money back, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Probably, yeah.
I don't think any supporter really thought otherwise, to be honest.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Achieved nothing
tutored my brother for a bit in developmental economics, ate two carrots and watched Tool Academy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

TWO carrots! I thought you were on a diet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)

With chilli dip as well
it was wild
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Have you been out on Whiteladies Road recently?
Last time I was 'up that way' it was full of youths and not the sort of place I'd usually go for a drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I haven't been there in two years on a night out
but I walked along it a bit of time back. It doesn't look very fun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I've not been out there on a Saturday in a few years.
I might suggest Gloucester Road instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Gloucester Road is better for most things that's true

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I think there are more knocking shops on Gloucester Road than Whiteladies Road.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:23, Reply)

:( I must be blind I never notice them
leisure and work are such different things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Of course, the advantage of going out on Whiteladies Road would be the visit to
Jason's Donner Van for chips at the end of the night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:57, Reply)