Our post fucking never arrives before I go to work

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i just had a cracking cup of tea
Yorkshire Tea really is the finest tea around

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I'm picking my nose with my free hand as I type this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Dirty boy!
but at least you taken it out of your bum for a while
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

His nose?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

does that mean his head is up his own arse?
I'm impressed by his flexibility...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Metaphorically only, sadly
I am possibly the least flexible dancer who has ever lived
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

how does that work?
I mean hell I haven't danced like this for years but I can still join my hands behind my back and be all freaky-flexible...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)

It's easier if you start young
I did nothing whatsoever to improve my flexibility until I was about 28
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)

ahh yeah, that makes sense...
Think I may have shocked my dance teacher last week when I joined my hands behind my back and bent forward so my forehead touched my knees while stretching my arms out. I looked like one of these... µ
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

That is pretty impressive for anyone who's not been actively trying to stay flexible for years
Noel is a lucky boy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I can't do the splits though, he's not that lucky.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot can, now
:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Maybe you should stick to 'The Robot' then!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)