Seeing as how we're English
surely a 1 would be more appropriate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I was thinking of requesting a TV replay
but, yeah. That could do. Although it doesn't do to be boastful in front of the colonials, old chap. Simply to be born English is to have won first place in the lottery of life, after all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Sod that
25 years I've been following our cricket team through thin. Let's not pretend there was any thick. I am milking this for everything it's worth, before some cunt brings up the football team.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Or the rugby team, to be fair.
I refer again to one of my close friend's theories that it is physically impossible for England to be any good at more than one sport at once.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Does that mean that a good showing in the Olympics next year
can only be facilitated by the sacrifice of cricketing competence?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)

it's only one of the big three I think
smaller sports are not affected.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Frankly I wasn't expecting anything more than basic competence from the football team
and don't give a shit about rugby. Your friend's theory is fine by me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:47, Reply)

where are the pink socks then???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:41, Reply)

where are-
oh fuck it, don't make me ask AGAIN!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Fucking hell, I leave my computer for 2 minutes...
My camera is still in the back of my mates car as I went straight out on the piss. Later tonight or tomorrow, assuming someone actually took a decent picture.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:43, Reply)

you promised
typical bloke.... but tomorrow will do....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

No, if I was a typical bloke
I'd probably have sent you a photo of my cock instead and then fallen asleep.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)

i will accept a pink cock shot in lieu of a pink sock shot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

no, no you won't.
well, you might accept it, but I'm afraid you're not getting it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)

oh go on
you can use a zoom lens if you like, i won't know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Disgraceful encouragement of dishonesty
*buys zoom lens*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)

There's this thing called a gaz, right...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Gaz doesn't allow maximal embarrassment of the recipient.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)

oh soooo much this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Swipey, you're making your self look like a nymphomaniacal, bunny-boiling sex pest...
Oh. Carry on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

jealousy is a very ugly emotion, DF
let it go. i'd happily look at your pink socks too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Don't own any
Nor do I play hockey, shave my head or have tattoos of pale blue snowflakes or paw prints.

Just saying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

my friend has just had a white tattoo done
she is white. it does not show up very well!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Please tell me it says "SUPREMACY"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:57, Reply)

haha, proper LOL.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)