I'll tell you who needs your help.
The poor lonely soul who just posted this on Facebook:

"Thinks he's adicted to jelly babies !
It started shortly after my wife left me ,a few jelly babies after work to unwind soon became a whole packet each night which has now excalated to two even three packets each night.
And now I find that I am unable to get out of bed in the morning without consuming at least half a packet
Where will it all end ?"

He' a Fulham fan, I've no idea who he is but I've still got him because he's the loneliest man in the world, he uploads pictures of himself in fields and then likes them. Every Fulham fan is a bloke in his forties who's divorced, depressed, has kids who don't want to see him and wear their Fulham shirt everywhere. I love it so much.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He needs drugs.
And lots of them.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

A Jelly baby Goes To The Doctors With Coconut Around his cock, Doctor Says 'So What Have You Been Up to..'

Jelly Baby Replies .. 'fucking All sorts!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Oh dear!

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

*sighs*
Packs up (quicker than berk) and leaves the Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:31, Reply)