Put up a tiny sign saying you'll clamp anyopne who parks without permission
It doesn't ahve to be huge, just essentially visible. Then clamp the fuckers and charge them a couple of hundred to get their Chelsea tractors back.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It'll just come out of their benefits/ banker bonuses/ second home allowance/ married couple tax allowance*
*Please delete according to which bit of society you wish to condemn
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Also you're not allowed to clamp anymore.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I already do, it'll doon be illegal to do so and I can't be arsed contracting for it anyway, I also have helpful cctv footage of them doing so from several different camera angles
But when you ask them to move along they turn quite vicious. Some of the language you wouldn't hear from a sailor. One of the cunts even keyed up my yoke the bitch. And this is when they're picking up little Jimmy or Jemima from the Montessori in the latest Q7 or Range Rover.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Montessori = your kid's retarded and you can't accept it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Probs, all the local beeb types send their little bastards there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)

'Oh Ludo's not a remedial, he just learns differently from other children'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

He's an Indigo child

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)