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HAS HE GOT A BIG PENIS??
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46,
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I MEAN IN HIS PANTS...
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:47,
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CAN HE PRESS, LIKE, 100KG?
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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I didn't mean that.
I meant she's unlucky like me.
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girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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NOT IN A JAR IN HIS FRIDGE, THAT WOULD BE WEIRD.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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COME ON BIGGERS SPILL THE HOT GOSS
I'M THE SOUL OF DISCRETION
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:50,
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OH BIGGERS :(
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:52,
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IS HE A B3TA BOY, YOU'RE NOT A LEZZER AGAIN ARE YOU?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:53,
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IF SO DID YOU BUST HIS VIRGINITY?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:53,
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DOES HIS MUM LET HIM OUT AFTER 7?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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HOW MANY WHEELIES CAN HE DO IN HIS WHEELCHAIR??
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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It could be
this place is heaving with sweaty internet virgins.
Isn't it, Rory?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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Your time will come b3th, have you tried e-baying your certified hymen to a Saudi prince yet?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56,
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lol
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girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:57,
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They're not interested.
I'm obviously not a delicate enough flower...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58,
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It doesn't help that you're over 14 granted, you might have to settle for a slightly cheaper Nigerian prince
Don't give him your bank account details, cash up front
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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I do have a prospect in line
Coincidentally enough, he is from Nigeria. He happens to be - and you won't believe this - the son of a deposed general. He says if I help him get his father's millions into the country, he'll let me have half of it.
Isn't that nice of him?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:02,
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Sounds sweet
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:04,
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You have no soul.
I picture you as Torquemada.
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