Alt: he does have a valid point in one respect.
That 'innit blud' 'urban' drivel spouted throughout the underclass of the south east really is fucking pathetic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

"Urban drivel"
You cheer me up no end sometimes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Cho man, we dealin' pure wickedness.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Your sig suggests that the good doctor is right!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Lighty fell for it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Small victories mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

*vomits into a size 9 M&S slipper*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Kids these days....
They've got too much of that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I wanted to throw a boot through the screen
watching Kidulthood.
( djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Noel Clarke
The white man's black man.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Do you think this Noel has a 15" white rubber cock?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

He looks like he keeps it in his arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I thought Tim Roth
played a good white mans' black man in that film with Tupac. Much better than Steven Seagal in his later fat and bald era.
( djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

He also played a convincing skinhead in made in Britain.
*Kicks chef in the bollocks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I loved a bit of that,
"YO' YO' BLUD' !!!! BLUD ! YOU KILLED MY HOMEBOY !"
"NAWH DAWG, HE HAD IT COMIN' HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GURL"
"I'M GONNA KILL YA' BLUD ! YO KILLED MY BLUD, BLUD !"
"COME ON 'EN PUSSYOLE, YOU GOT MY FAMILY INVOLVED, DAT'S MY FAMILY BLUD !"
"I GOT A BASEBALL BAT BLUD ! INNIT !"
"I GOT A GUN MAN, GUN BETTER DAN BASEBALL BAT"
"OH NO BLUD, I JUST TRIPPED UP ON A STONE AND FIRED THE GUN BUT IT DIDN'T FIRE, IT'S A SIGN, INNIT"
"LOOK, WE CAN BE FRIENDS, DROP THE BASEBALL BAT AND I WILL DROP MY GUN AND THEN WE CAN GO TO MCDONALDS AND HAVE A LARGE BIGMAC AND BE FRIENDS, BLUD"
"YOU TALKIN' SENSE BLUD, LETS GO"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I loved the bird from Eastenders with the shit accent stripping down to her pants as she had cracking norks

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)