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Morning good people.
I am losing my assistant today - bad times.
I have peanut butter on toast - good times.
What does the day hold for you?
Alt: Is Dr David Starkey right? Are whites becoming black?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:28,
183 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
^ typical Chinky question
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:31,
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They're CHINESE!!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:35,
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New day but same old shite.
Alt: I am quite fond of fried chicken so maybe he's right.
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:32,
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Me too.
10 years of living in South London does that to you though!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:36,
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I'm waiting for codeine to kick in so I can put my socks on.
And then go to work.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:36,
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DRUG ADDICT!!
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:37,
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:(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:37,
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Hugz 4 U
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girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:40,
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I'm in agony
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:53,
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Well that will teach you to try and
put it in your mouth. That's how you did your back in, right?
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:55,
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Yes DJ. Yes it is.
Tell ya, I'd have been safer in a cab with Leslie Grantham than the bellend who drove me home on the weekend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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*sucks middle finger*
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:58,
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or if you put your seatbelt on you knob
/judgemental
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:20,
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I don't think a seatbelt would have saved the German that Grantham shot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:28,
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dirty den shot a german?
/should actually pay attention to the news.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:29,
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what did you do to break you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:32,
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I have it on good authority that the good Dr Starkey
is a creepy, aggressively predatory homosexual and in his younger years put his career and reputation at risk repeatedly due to his unstoppable ferretting activities. With that in mind one might imagine his attitudes to minority groups might be a little more tolerant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:37,
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Quite.
I am encouraged there were 700 complaints when he spouted this particular brand of shit on Newsnight.
It was great to see Emily Maitlis get angry too.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:39,
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Nick Griffin is apprently most impressed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:42,
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Mornin
I AM the assistant and am in charge while the boss is off for three weeks - bad times.
I have food in my fridge and am being good at being thrifty - good times.
The day holds stress at work and peace at home, hopefully.
Alt: Nope, I'm still as white as a ghost.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:38,
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No chance of some boss free skiving and a liquid lunch?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:40,
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she's always got a gin on the go
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:46,
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she's gone for a top-up now
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:53,
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Roota
Do you work in Liverpool?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:54,
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Seeing as she doesn't appear to be about
I can confirm she does.
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:56,
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I really like Liverpool.
Loads of fun to be had if your boss is not around!!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:58,
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oxymoronlolz
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:01,
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Hahahaha
Liverpool and Weeerchk. They don't ask what you do but if you do.
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:07,
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Which is funny because I'm unemployed
I should really get out of bed.
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:08,
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popping into uni then meeting mates at mshed later.
alt - no
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:42,
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Not on holiday yet?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:44,
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yeah since june. have to resubmit part of an assigment i saved in the wrong place
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:45,
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What have we learned?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:52,
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follow instructions and ignore logic.
And don't lend Monty any money.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:29,
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Usual shit,
but feeling slightly better about it, as I have a day off tomorrow.
I just looked in the mirror, and am still very much white, even though I went to the beach a couple of weeks ago.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:43,
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shut yo mouth honkey
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:45,
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Alt: he does have a valid point in one respect.
That 'innit blud' 'urban' drivel spouted throughout the underclass of the south east really is fucking pathetic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:48,
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"Urban drivel"
You cheer me up no end sometimes.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:52,
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Cho man, we dealin' pure wickedness.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:52,
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Your sig suggests that the good doctor is right!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:53,
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Lighty fell for it!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:54,
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Small victories mate.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:56,
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*vomits into a size 9 M&S slipper*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:55,
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Kids these days....
They've got too much of
that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:58,
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I wanted to throw a boot through the screen
watching Kidulthood.
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:53,
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Noel Clarke
The white man's black man.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:56,
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Do you think this Noel has a 15" white rubber cock?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:00,
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He looks like he keeps it in his arse.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:04,
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I thought Tim Roth
played a good white mans' black man in that film with Tupac. Much better than Steven Seagal in his later fat and bald era.
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:01,
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He also played a convincing skinhead in made in Britain.
*Kicks chef in the bollocks*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:02,
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I loved a bit of that,
"YO' YO' BLUD' !!!! BLUD ! YOU KILLED MY HOMEBOY !"
"NAWH DAWG, HE HAD IT COMIN' HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GURL"
"I'M GONNA KILL YA' BLUD ! YO KILLED MY BLUD, BLUD !"
"COME ON 'EN PUSSYOLE, YOU GOT MY FAMILY INVOLVED, DAT'S MY FAMILY BLUD !"
"I GOT A BASEBALL BAT BLUD ! INNIT !"
"I GOT A GUN MAN, GUN BETTER DAN BASEBALL BAT"
"OH NO BLUD, I JUST TRIPPED UP ON A STONE AND FIRED THE GUN BUT IT DIDN'T FIRE, IT'S A SIGN, INNIT"
"LOOK, WE CAN BE FRIENDS, DROP THE BASEBALL BAT AND I WILL DROP MY GUN AND THEN WE CAN GO TO MCDONALDS AND HAVE A LARGE BIGMAC AND BE FRIENDS, BLUD"
"YOU TALKIN' SENSE BLUD, LETS GO"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:19,
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I loved the bird from Eastenders with the shit accent stripping down to her pants as she had cracking norks
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:31,
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I'm very tired today, and it's too damn hot in here - bad times
I had marmite on toast this morning, and I'm currently enjoying a magnificent cup of tea - good times
Today will be tedious, as there's a shitload to do, and we've got an irritating as fuck work experience kid in.
Alt: Yes.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:56,
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my shoulder aches like a bitch
but aside from that, I get married in under 4 weeks, which means less than 4 weeks left in this job, and just over 4 weeks till two weeks of holiday
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:00,
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I've missed this whole David Starkey thing
Could someone give me the abridged version please?
I can assure you I'm about as far from black as is conceivable, after several months of running in the sunshine wearing a sleeveless top my arms are still positively vampiric.
Anyone who replies "sparkly?" will be deemed Gay For Life.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:03,
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you're a gay vampire
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:05,
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A 'campire', if you will.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:06,
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you know, I believe I will.
that's an excellent term you have coined there.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:07,
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This is very good
I would make it my sig but I fear I would be subjected to various jokes about farting a la Blazing Saddles
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:08,
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the thought wouldn't have crossed my mind.
partly because I strongly dislike Blazing Saddles
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:09,
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Fool.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:10,
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"being Jewish" is not in itself funny.
(Woody Allen also take note)
Everyone is aware that beans have been known to lead to farting, this is not particularly funny. Dragging it out interminably is especially not funny.
etc.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:21,
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However an old biddy saying 'up yours nigger' and giving 'the finger' is hilarious.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:22,
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meh
it it weren't an old American biddy possibly.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:24,
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As is "where the white women at?"
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:25,
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I am spectacularly not a fan of Mel Brooks
but am aware of that scene's enduring popularity. Because I'm into film, you see.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:11,
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Mel Brooks is a fucking cunt
but there are a few bits in Blazing Saddles that are pretty funny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:22,
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Agreed
There is, however, nothing to redeem High Anxiety whatsoever. And let's not get started on Life Stinks, Robin Hood: Men In Tights or *shudder* Dracula: Dead and Loving It
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:26,
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Dr Starkey
said on Newsnight (vis a vis the riots) that white people were becoming like black people.
More than inferring that black people loot and rob. There were 700 complaints.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:06,
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I heard that he was attempting to explain himself, but kept getting shouted down?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:07,
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His point wasn't that,
his point was that the problem was with a culture of violence that has been imported from the outside world.
What he has forgotten is that we quite liked a riot before we ever saw a black person.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:16,
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Ahh, fair enough
Cheers for that, I'd only really heard half of it, and wasn't certain.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:18,
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it seems like a pretty
stupid thing to say
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:34,
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Ooooooooooh dear
Surely a well-educated man with experience of being on camera and working in the media should be less recklessly idiotic?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:09,
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Maybe AIDS has driven him insane?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:15,
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Is he actually Mercury'd up?
Or is this a riff on his ferocious homosexuality?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:19,
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The latter.
I am suggesting that all benders have AIDS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:32,
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Fair play.
*picks at lesions*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:34,
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inferring implying
I'm a pedantic tool over that one.
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:11,
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The number of times I've been pulled up on that
you'd think I'd look up the difference
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:14,
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You infer, they imply
You infer, they imply
YOU INFER, THEY IMPLY!
What does someone else infer? You don't know, unless you can read their mind.
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:16,
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Riiiiiiiiiiiight
I'm off to start an argument with Bella. Thank you for clarifying, Mr Price
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:19,
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I should qualify that by saying
That when you say something the rules are obviously reversed: you imply and they infer.
I think you'll be able to start an argument with Millie Tant by implying men aren't all potential rapists.
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:25,
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She knows me too well than to be baited by such a broad statement unfortunately
Your elaboration has fried my brain. Luckily coffee has just been delivered. I have a conference call in a minute which will be interminably dull, please tell funny stories.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:28,
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Tell her that her gash reeks of doner meat and pakoras.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:35,
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*makes notes*
Doner meat... pakoras... Cheers Monts. Girls like that sort of thing, right?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:37,
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Definitely.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:38,
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Is that like a bag for life?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:26,
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I've never ready Powell's 'Rivers of Blood' speech.
Is it any good? It's got a pretty cool name, eh? Sounds a bit 'heavy metal'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:06,
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there's some clip on youtube of a school of fucking morons in America talking about evolution etc.
I watched it this morning. They are blithering idiots.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:08,
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Ready?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:13,
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*checks*
Yup.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:14,
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Never ready's a type of battery for lazy people
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:15,
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Bad time - Mrs Cow scraped her car yesterday and the dog needs to go into the vets to have his ears hoovered out
Good times - two more days in work before holidays and a fresh delivery of coffee
Shreddies for breakfast - the non-pant variety - meh
Alt:
Agreeing with Monty here. All the kids and their faux Jamaican patois is actually laughable. You get me?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:08,
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Ja mon.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:10,
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Easy now
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djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:13,
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Are you German?
Or is this an oblique reference to bottom-wrangling 'FILM' maker Derek Jarman?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:13,
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No.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:18,
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I believe it is a badly spelt tribute (in French) to our fallen comrade Wet Ham Man
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:22,
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*pours out some Henny*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:24,
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Mrs Cow, fighting with her car yesterday.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:16,
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Depressingly near the truth!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:17,
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Is her car blue?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:18,
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The front bumper is now
Trouble is, it used to be silver
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:18,
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No, it was her hitting the tree.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:19,
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Good morning Mr Set your faces to stunned. Good morning everyone !
Good Times: The new flat is getting along now, kindda, well, almost, well, it's more than likely happening, been looking at all sorts of catalogs with cupboards and shelves and wallpaper and coasters.
Bad Times: There is no milk in the house, _and_ I bought cerial yesterday, cheerios, I guess life doesn't want me to be cheery today, which is fair enough, I don't wish life any bad luck... these things happen.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:24,
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Yesterday was fucking shit and today promises to hold more of the same.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:26,
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+I
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:28,
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Yeah', I know, I can't believe Swipy invited you over to her house, with all those drunk women, and made you pull out before you could have some fun.
I'm debating weather to turn up or not now, it hardly seems worth it, unless they're meeting at the pub and already have their bags so they can't say "Sorry gonz, I can't make love to you all night long in a heated passionate way, my bag is at Rachael's place and my train leaves early so I don't have time to pick up my stuff on the way home. I do hope you don't mind, maybe next time? Gosh darn it, if only I hadn't left my bag at hers first".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:30,
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My life in a nutshell, forced to pull out before I can have some fun.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:34,
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life imitating sex lolz
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:30,
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good times: out tonight with my 'new'
workmates to celebrate new job
bad times: very very very tired and have stuff to do
alt:i'd very much like a little melanin.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:30,
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Alt: *sings 'Brand New Key'*
There you go.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:42,
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i do not get this joke
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:48,
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If only there was a website where you could, I don't know,
'search' for something like 'Brand New Key', then the first results would maybe be able to explain it? You could call it 'Doogle' or something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:50,
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nah, too lazy
also I'm not sure a joke is funny if you have to google it.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:54,
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I was never very good
on roller skates. Or Combine Harvesters, come to think of it......
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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OH THIS IS GOOD, HAVE A CLICK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:48,
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I am white.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:34,
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Are you really?
Your sig had me convinced otherwise
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:38,
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I am.
I must be, I love old skool hip hop.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:39,
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You'll be claiming the Beastie Boys are white next
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:41,
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Jewish is NOT white.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:42,
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My old neighbours in Stamford Hill were the pastiest, illest-looking people I've ever seen.
A worse advertisment for a limited genepool you'd be hard-pressed to find - apart from the royal families of Europe, of course.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:45,
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Did they have a licence?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:46,
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I don't get this, sorry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:48,
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licence to ill
You quending ignoramus.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:49,
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What a shit record that is.
One of the rare occasions where a band got better later on than when they started out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:52,
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Agreed.
Terrible record. They have pretty much disowned it as well.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:53,
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How DARE you
Licensed to Ill is a masterpiece of achievement over input... I can't keep this up. It has not aged well. Ill Communication on the other hand still sounds superb.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:54,
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They've made some great records.
'Licensed...' is not one of them.
Their best track is '33% God' by a country mile.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:57,
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the instrumental albums are good
because you don't have to listen to their horrible fucking voices.
Beastie Boys: Great music, terrible screeching.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:58,
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I know you're right really Monters
It's never a good sign when the fondest memory you have of an album is that some of the lyrics made you giggle when you were 14.
I have a huge soft spot for Body Movin' myself. Not their best track but one I really enjoyed dancing to circa 1998. Good times.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:03,
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Sabotage is possibly the greatest song ever.
Up there with Where's Me Jumper?, Wichita Lineman, Original Nuttah and When September Ends.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:58,
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how was their communication skills?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:48,
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Hehehe
*Beastie Boys back catalogue appreciation fist-bumps*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:49,
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it's not a putdown.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:51,
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I'm trying to work out a way of incorporating the words "Root down" without sounding like an epic queer
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:55,
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you could put your foot down.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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You're putting loot down
This could go on a while
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:59,
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Everything you do is funky like Lee Dorsey?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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It is! How did you know?
I know this will be an unpopular sentiment in these politically incorrect waters, but the direspect to women has got to be doomed.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:05,
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I can't, won't and indeed do not stop.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:06,
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P Dizzle gon' rock the Sure Shot
This is both glorious and incredibly embarrassing
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:09,
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I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:15,
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What the fuck?
So what _religion_ is 'white' ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:54,
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The Ku Klux Klan look pretty white. Are they a religion?
Maybe more of a philosophical system. Hmmmm.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:55,
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Their leaders are red though
Rare for a religion to value intolerance to prolonged exposure to sunshine
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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Gonz dude.
My tongue was in my cheek.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:55,
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I had no idea you were so flexible
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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I don't know why I pretended to take offence to that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:59,
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neither do I.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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none of them
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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bad times:
Letting agency "yeah we said we'd come round today but we just decided to have a nose around while you were away instead. btw you have too much stuff in the rooms that's why it's damp, put it away somewhere"
me "i can't put it in the cupboards because they're even damper"
letting agency "well, do it anyway and leave all the windows open all the time"
me :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:52,
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"you have too much stuff in the rooms"
....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:55,
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i think i just have
to throw out everything i own
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:55,
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Well no, because that's utter bullshit.
Damp's caused by condensation or problems with the damp-proofing. They're spinning you a line.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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a massively stupid one
it gets worse between big items of furniture and walls, but that's only with an existing issue.
I'd call them up and tell them not to be so fucking stupid.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:57,
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With a letting agency like that, I'd call them up
and tell them I'm moving out as the house isn't fit for human habitation.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:59,
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yeah
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:59,
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but i like this house
and it's too much effort to move out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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mold is surprisingly bad for you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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My house is mouldy and it's giving me a nasty cough.
I'm only putting up with it because I'm moving soon and the rent's so cheap.
It is not good for you and potentially fatal for asthma sufferers.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:01,
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my house doesn't have a trace of it
which is excellent, but that's because it's fairly large and was built by the Victorians, who knew how to build houses.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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The Victorians really knew their stuff.
Anything with iron or brick and they were your lads.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:03,
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definitely
none of the walls are straight, but that doesn't really matter
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:04,
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Yeah, I'd much rather have a smaller, Victorian house
than one of these cheaper, flatpak new ones.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:06,
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I have the luxury of having a good sized Victorian house
I remember sitting down on the sofa in my living room for the first time and noticing that the ceiling is higher than the room is wide.
gotta love high ceilings
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:10,
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hard to change lightbulbs, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:11,
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I can just reach the lightbulbs to change them if I stand on tiptoes with my arm outstretched
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:14,
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I love that. I am pretty tall, so I tend to feel pretty hemmed in with most modern housing.
First time I set foot in a flat converted from a Victorian townhouse, I fucking loved it.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:14,
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could explain the little cough
i had for months. but i get a nice view and it's hard to find anything which isn't damp round here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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that's Wales for you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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yeah
well i'm stuck here now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:04,
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i don't even had proper wardrobes
I have those canvas ones mainly because it's small
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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Maybe it's caused by Cavy's wee-wee.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:57,
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i do wee in the corners
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:59,
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they are saying its condensation
they worst bit is in the bedroom where it's kind of like a basement and you'd expect a bit, but it's upstairs too. Pile of shite
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:58,
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condensation isn't caused by having too much stuff
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:59,
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Condensation is not caused by having too much stuff
or your windows closed. It's caused by having insufficient ventilation. Leaving the windows open will help but it'll be a security risk.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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and it'll rain in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:01,
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that's complete nonsense
those people are morons
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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Fucking Mormons.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:58,
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