Bad time - Mrs Cow scraped her car yesterday and the dog needs to go into the vets to have his ears hoovered out
Good times - two more days in work before holidays and a fresh delivery of coffee

Shreddies for breakfast - the non-pant variety - meh

Alt:
Agreeing with Monty here. All the kids and their faux Jamaican patois is actually laughable. You get me?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ja mon.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Easy now

( djtrialprice, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Are you German?
Or is this an oblique reference to bottom-wrangling 'FILM' maker Derek Jarman?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

No.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I believe it is a badly spelt tribute (in French) to our fallen comrade Wet Ham Man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

*pours out some Henny*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Mrs Cow, fighting with her car yesterday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Depressingly near the truth!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Is her car blue?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

The front bumper is now
Trouble is, it used to be silver
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

No, it was her hitting the tree.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)