It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen and you've no idea where that cock has been.
Alt- anything written by Anthony Kiedis.

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You're just trying to goad Monty aren't you?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)

No. Why would I do that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Because it's funny watching him seethe with incandescent rage at how anyone could possibly have different tastes in music to him?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)

but I am just like that too.
Go on, ask me about Bendulum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

What's this about Bendulum?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Best not.
Just pop on over to dogsonacid for junglistlols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

That was very restrained of you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

thanks bbz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Why did the lion get lost?

( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)

you wot?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Because junglist massive

( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

because junglist MASSIVE!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)

but lions are not native to jungle environments.
They live on plains. Shit joke is shit. Maybe the feed line could involve baboons, parrots or tigers.

But not lions.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

what about Gir lions?
eh?

what about them!?

also: fuck you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

FILM FACT
Disney's The Lion King was originally going to be called King of the Jungle until someone pointed out that lions don't live in jungles.

FILM FACT ENDS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

that person was ME.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

the personification of Myalgic Encephalopathy?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

^this is a superb post which deserves high praise

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

why thank you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Doubtful mate
I don't think Disney corp were in the habit of employing 13-year-old Scots lads as creative consultants at the time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

you found me out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)