The first lyrics that come to mind for my favourite -
I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little
My name is Abdominal I'll make you laugh and giggle
Just like a little schoolgirl when I'm touching the mic
Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike
Cos they crap, and I'm not
Could you demonstrate? Why not
Let me take this little opportunity so soon you'll see
How you and me be different when it comes to fluency
The crowd be rooting me and booing thee
First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the
Atmosphere with, you'll get subjected to scrutiny
Stupidly oblivious to the soon-to-be mutiny on the
Part of the crowd,,eventually even your crew will be like
"Abdominal is pretty damn good"
DJ Format - Vicious Battle Raps (Feat. Abdominal)

Alt: There can be none other but this shite -
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.
Des'ree - Life

Alt Alt: American Pie is still fantastic (not Madonna's version, she can get tae fuck). As is Knights In White Satin, Carry On Wayward Son, Itchycoo Park, Unchained Melody, You'll Never Walk Alone (oh come on, is this really a shock?) and so many others.

For arguments sake, my favourite song ever is probably Metallica - Creeping Death.

Currently, however, my favourite song is Sylosis - Last Remaining Light.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I hate all 94 verses of American Pie so very, very much.
Sentimental gay shit that goes on for about an hour - no thanks 'Don'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Not even a name drop?
For shame Montague, for shame.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I'm acutely aware that it looks like I think naming artists etc that I've met or know is somehow 'cool'
but on the whole I'm far from impressed as I don't like their records. I met Kool Herc and Grand Wizard Theodore when they supported the Chemicals and that's the only time I've been properly star-struck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

it amuses me that all the famous people you have met are shit ones

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

This also amuses me too.
It is for this very reason that I get a little annoyed when it's suggested that I am naming these idiots because I think people will be 'impressed' in some way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

In fairness, you do actually know the one I listed well
So it's not quite as contrived as the fact that Vipros' mate once slept with the sister of the bassist(?) from Mumford & Sons.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

KITTY'S BOYFRIEND KNOWS THE DRUMMER FROM 'JAMES'!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

the sister is actually a good friend of mine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Gah, damnit!
Couldn't remember.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Haha, fair enough.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)