Eltham High Street looks like it's been trashed by rioters all year round anyway.
Nothing worth defending bar, at a push, some tawdry balti house and a couple of 'Halal*' chicken joints.

*I saw a docco on those chicken shops once - a large proportion purporting to be 'halal' actually sold chicken which had been injected with PORK FAT to make them weigh more. A Morrisette rating of 15 kilospoons was recorded.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Pork fat injected chicken sounds well lush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'll bet you'd love a meat injection.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It's like 'surf and turf'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

'pig'n'poultry'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

hogcock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I thought you were applebite for a second
The disappointment was massive.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)