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LuncheonI was encouraged to see, on Youtube, that Millwall FC fans did not allow the marauding hoodie scum ruin Eltham High St a few nights ago.
Not necessarily for the right reasons I'll bet but they were seen off with baseball bats and a flea in their ear.
What heart warming examples of community spirit and cooperation have you encountered recently?
Alt: Lunch?
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*pins Gallantry medal on Fucker's chest*EDIT: That's more charity work?
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As you're taking the ladies of B3ta 'up the pier' shortly, I think you should be recognised as B3ta's premier charity worker.(
girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:33,
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JeffTheBenevolentDogFucker at your service.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:34,
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This is a good point actually.I need to check to see if dogs are allowed on the beach when we go to Weston.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:40,
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They are not.Except on one small area, about a mile from the pier.
You can take them on the full beach area for about three months of the year, over winter.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:50,
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*Books cab to a small area of the beach, about a mile away from the pier*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:51,
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I made sure the dogs of Bristol were safe for a SaturdayAt least for an afternoon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:18,
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They're always doing community stuff in my little market town.I don't join in.
Alt: Quorn ham and cheese with tomatoes on rye bread and an apple.
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:31,
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I know, I should make more of an effort but I'm just not one of lifes joiners.(
girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:35,
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Third food based thread in a row. Everything /talk says is true.I haven't encountered any as all human beings are fundamentally selfish.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:33,
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Oh dear Kroney. No one will ever be nice to you with that attitude.
Let's turn that frown upside down.
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Plenty of people are nice to me.They're doing it for selfish reasons.
I like my frown. It makes me look intelligent and distinguished.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:36,
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The pulsating, sweaty, flesh sacks that wander around Ealing Broadwayshow as much community spirit as an SS general in the Warsaw ghetto.
Lunch is a full body massage which will hopefully sort out my aching back
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:37,
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INORITEAnd it's in my office's treatment room and is thus subsidised and only costs £25!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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I guess working for the faceless corperations have their benefits too.(
girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:41,
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So your office orders you takeaway and lets you eat it on the premises?Or lets it eat you, in this case
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When the town hall behind my house was blaring out music at horrifically loud volumes a few weeks back.All the neighbours put on a united front and went round absolutely fuming, ready to have a go at everyone inside - got there and it was a six year old girl's birthday party. Backed down after that, great days.
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I was there as well, seeing as I was only fourteen years older than her I volunteered to kick her in the cunt.I got talked out of it.
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Don't forget the exercise program you implemented for the working girls of Kings Cross.That was public spirited of you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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I can confirm there was nothing public spirited about that incident.It was purely for the megalolz.
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And I maintain it is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read on here.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:44,
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I'm not sure whether to be happy the girl didn't have to have sex with you or angry that you made a fool of her.(
girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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Or if you should be pissing yourself laughing at the absurdity of the event.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:49,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1322872
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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I laughed like a drain when I read it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:56,
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I reckon she'd rather get paid to do exercises for a bloke's amusement than suck the aforementioned man off or fuck him.Although it would have been even better if she wanted to shag us all and was devastated she couldn't.
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Hahahahaha! right! like that's going through her head.(
girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:59,
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Whether they're being paid for it or not, I reckon most people would be devastated if they couldn't shag me. Or failing that they'd be even more upset they couldn't display their squatting abilities in front of me.
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A farmer let us all have a go on his daughter a week or so backAnd when I say daughter, I obviously mean cow
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We did invite themYou'd think, being Paddies, they'd enjoy a spot of livestock sodomy. Didn't come though.
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I have never seen human generosityas people are evil, and nobody does anything for anyone else if there isn't anything in it for them.
/misanthrope blog
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:51,
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*Glad I've not given you any sponsorship money yet*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:52,
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*Might spend the pound I was going to give her on 10 sticks of rock*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:55,
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I maintain that this is not misanthropybut an observable trait of human behaviour.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:53,
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Yeah, I'm a terrible example of humanity, really.Albeit one who's in excellent shape.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:01,
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You two should really come to an off topic bash.We're all fucking ace.
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:02,
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I'm really looking forward to next month's bash.I fully intend to not go home halfway through the day, in tears.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:04,
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Good girl!Although why you would need to is a mystery.
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:09,
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People upset me, Blousie.People are mean. And I get overexcited and overtired need to go home for a nap.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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Oh dear!There definitely wont be any mean people at the bash and we can always have a sit down if and when needed.
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:13,
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FUCK OFF.There will be no niceness and no sitting about.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:15,
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*scowls*This is B3th's bash and we will play it how she wants it.
*folds arms over chest*
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:17,
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I hope she wants to play it in a 'go on the pier and drink' stylee.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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That sounds like a fairly good stylee to meAlso, going on all the rides stylee
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:21,
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I'm not arsed about that.I might be tempted with a bit of prize bingo - or air-hockey. Especially the air hockey, assuming low-cut tops are sported by the ladies.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:23,
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If only someone local to the pier had already been there and could tempt us with details of what rides they have...(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:31,
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If Blousie doesn't sit down, she falls overWoe betide any who get in her way
*thousand yard stare*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:17,
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See, Blousie?!It's not even the bash yet, and he's already started being mean!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:18,
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Sorry b3th, but I'm concerned that my bad back might hamper my crazy-golfing skills.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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Even if your back limits your range of movement to 10%you still couldn't be worse than me. I seriously suck at crazy golf.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:20,
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Maybe we should play for money.Just to make it a bit more interesting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:21,
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Hang on.I was hoping to win some money from b3th, not lose my own money to you.
That wouldn't be any fun. Any fun at all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:35,
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I, on the other hand, will be going to the London bash, if I go to one at all.That one's full of mean people.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:18,
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I'll buy you a pint if you promise to stop winging.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:23,
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Don't speak too soonI'm coming, and I think Cavey may be too, ample opportunity for squabbling and hair pulling there.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:20,
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Simultaneously?Impressive you can do that, and be typing on here at the same time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:22,
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Hair pulling, bum slapping, frantic under-the-pier fingering...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:22,
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You've been listening to Darth again, haven't you?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:24,
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Take your hands out of there, and stop feeling it.It's unladylike.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:26,
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Meh, denying these things only makes them more believedAnd Darth's example shows that playing along only encourages them. But the idea that I would do such things with a Welsh, is frankly sickening.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:29,
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That's alright for you lot.I'll be on the small bit of beach about a mile away from the pier.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:24,
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Under the pier fingering ftw!I'll wear a dress just in case.
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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If this happened, I get the feeling you'd have a rictus grin on your face for a month.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:45,
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Oh man, I didn't realise you were going, wow, I wasn't going to turn up now that Swipey has succesfully cock-blocked every bloke there...... but I guess if you're coming then, OH GEE OH GOSH.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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This isn't EXACTLY true, is it?I mean, you're ace, but I'm just an opinionated little prick.
Granted, I still have no idea what I was so opinionated about...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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You're speshul AA in your own little speshul way : )(
girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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GOD DAMN IT IS NO ONE I COOK DINNER FOR GOING TO SLEEP WITH ME ?!?!?!?!?!?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:31,
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The Sikhs helping the police to arrest people was fantasticAlt: My chicken and chorizo thing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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Some bloke on the news the other day was making a big thing about the Sikhs having knivescompletely forgetting (or not knowing) that Sikh law requires all men to carry a knife. It's one of their five pillars of law.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:03,
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Being a warrior religion is one thing but it's hardly needed nowadays.(
girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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I think I'll join a religion where it's canon to carry a big fuck-off sword.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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I think I'll join a religion where it's canon to carry a big fuck-off cannon(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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The size of some of the guys was crazy, built as fuck!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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I honestly think if Sekhisim, or whatever it's called, was the world's major religion... that we'd all be better off.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:30,
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They're ceremonial knives. People needn't worry about those.It's when Sikhs carry around those huge fucking swords of theirs you want to be concerned.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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They're the same things, aren't they?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:21,
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Aren't they just the larger ceremonial ones?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:27,
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I had a king prawn, chicken and chorizo paella ready-meal thing the other day and it was fucking divine.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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Nah it was Waitrose, but not their brand - Market Garden or something I think it was.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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Close:www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Other_International_Cuisine/The_City_Kitchen_King_Prawn_Chicken_And_Chorizo_Paella_400g.html
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:06,
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Aye, that's the one I've had beforeIt's very nice, but I always take the prawns out.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:07,
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I was a bit underwhelmed on the first bite of rice, but once I'd finished it I was bloody pleased with myself.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:08,
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There's another one they do, which is lovelywww.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Other_International_Cuisine/The_City_Kitchen_Shredded_Hoisin_Duck_Noodles_385g.html
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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*drools*Ooooh I've seen that one elsewhere. I'll nab it next time.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:14,
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It's very niceBut the sauce does get a little sickly towards the end. Well worth it though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:15,
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I wish.I'm a reformed citizen, and I'm fucking skint because of it.
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AhhI'd like to try something like that again, but pre-cooked prawns reheated make me feel sick, I can't stand them. If I make this dish again (which I will), I might throw some prawns in...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:06,
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Microwaved chicken is the wrongest re-heated food going.Something dreadful happens to it along the way. I cannot stand it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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It doesn't help at allBut prawns are far worse.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:43,
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Is it true that after each crime, they had to close their eyes and count to 20 to give the criminals time to hide?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:14,
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Where you watching Sky channel 831 or whatever it was as well?It was just four Sikhs in a Range Rover bowling round defending Birmingham during the riots. At one point they gave two coppers a lift to a shop being robbed and helped them arrest the looters. It was brilliant.
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Aye, watched it for a few minutes, every time Sky news had an advert break(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:18,
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YEAH MAN IT WAS WELL SIKH INNIT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:25,
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I have squatters rights*. You can't just tell me to leave.*not in a 'Barry prostitute' way
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:32,
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Are prostitutes from Barry somehow worse than yer common-or-garden hooker?I've been to Barry loads of times visiting my grandparents. I imagine th prossies there are very depressed.
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I do hope he played "Physical"^one of the very times you'll ever hear me say that.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:34,
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The Barry prostitute story has knocked Bobby's 'Turdd' story off the top-spot for me.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:34,
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Maybe - maybe.That turd story tuly is incredible, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:36,
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The Barry story is linked in this thread.I'll try and find the Turd story.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:43,
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There was a sikh guy getting treatment next to me in the hospital who was telling me that they were all meeting up that night to protect the temple, and that he would go himself if he wasn't teribbly unwell.I thought it was all talk until I saw it on the news.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:29,
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I have a new addiction to contend with.Thai Chilli Rice Crackers - not some ghastly 'Snack-a-Jack' filth but a proper nibble. I had them in a pub once and fucking loved them but now they sell them in Sainsbury's - i also found somewhere online that sells them in massive bags so I am trying not to order them.
These are they:
www.blackjacksnacks.com/shop/bulk-packed-nuts-and-snacks/thai-chilli-rice-crackers.html
I'm two packs in already and want MORE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:24,
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0o0o0oh, I'm sure most supermarkets do them, they'll be near the bombay-mix section.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:28,
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I'm now at the three packs stage. I only have one more left. I'm getting the 250g pack online - much better value. These little ones last about ten seconds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:31,
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I like to combine the two.Handy if you run out of sweets, too - kids today have been warned about strangers offering sweets so the offer of some Thai Chilli Rice Crackers is a bit of a 'curved ball' and sometimes gets good results.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:35,
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Have you tried those fried crunch corn-kernals? I think they're called "Corn Nuts" after a quick google.I know you've got an addictive personailty, we both do, but these things can ween you off any addictions (or, hopefully, relationships) you want to get rid of. They do 'spicy' and 'salted', well nice. I'd totally share a bag with you, only the first bag, you'll have to get your own after that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:36,
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First one's free, right?You SICK PUSHER.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:45,
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True story, when I was at school, I went to the kosha shop on the way 'round.They did these "fruit rolls", which were like pancakes made out of a really condenced fruit. Totally healthy too. I was the only one who knew where to get these, so I'd buy them for like 3 for a £1 and sale them for £1 each. People were so hooked on them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:52,
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There was also the time I got a whole tub of sweets from Costco, and sold them all in the playground, did it every week for a month before I got in loads of trouble with the teachers.I donno why I got in trouble really, thinking about it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:53,
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Monty now has a crack(ers) addiction.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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Been Caught Stealing apart, they are shit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:42,
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The guitar was good but Perry Farrell is too odd and prancy for me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:44,
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Perry Farrell is a daft bellend, no doubtbut that's hardly an obstacle to quality. Look at Guns N' Roses.
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I'd rather not, if you don't mind awfully, old boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:50,
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If you choose to take my statement literally as opposed to metaphorically,can you name a rock band of that era you would want to look at?
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Napalm Death, Sore Throat, Bolt Thrower, Extreme Noise Terror.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:55,
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I'm reading the Slash autobiography at the momentIt makes for excellent reading
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:51,
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They brought absolutely nothing to the table.Their main contribution was to make unashamed MD taking by rock musicians acceptable again after a few dodgy years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:55,
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I think a few of their songs are truly excellentbut you are right about the MDs. The book explains the absolute fucking wreck they all were!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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That's the main reason I'd be intrigued to read itSee how many of the stories about them were made up, although I suppose the book would only establish which were made up by Slash.
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It is an entertaining readI normally hate reading biographies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:59,
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i realise I'm unlikely to find another Slash book to get it confused with,but what's it called?
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Inspringly it is called Slash(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:05,
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'Having A Slash - how a lack of competition artificially inflated my reputation' by 'Slash'**not my real name
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:06,
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The Motley Crue one is excellent.And they really were terrible.
The best music biography I've read is undoubtedly Dr John's. Amazing read, that is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:03,
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2nd place goes toGive The Anarchist a Cigarette by Mick Farren.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:05,
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One of the lads in work has the Motley Crue oneI'll read that next
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:06,
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This is absolute bollocksNot that I didn't expect it, but Guns N' Roses were a superb band.
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So well it's almost supernatural.As if...maybe....A GHOST HAD WRITTEN IT......
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:57,
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IndeedAnthony Bozza apparently
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:58,
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Disagree (see below)Mountain Song could almost have been a late 70s era Led Zeppelin 'number'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:44,
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BollocksWhilst Monty will probably rip my legs off for citing something that's not nearly as old as him, the STRAYS album was top-notch. "Just Because", especially.
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Just Because is the stand-out track by some distancebut it would have been the stand-out track on any album released that year.
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An ex of mine went to America to follow them on tourand now has a kid with the drummer.
They made some great records in their day, I think: 'Nothing's Shocking' is a classic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:43,
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Stephen Perkins was Dave Navarro's best man IIRCwhich means your ex spends all her time lusting after her fella's best mate
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I'm sure it would be unrequited: she's a lovely woman but also A FAT SHIT WITH TERRIBLE TATTOOS.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:47,
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How did she land possibly the only non-fat drummer in rock then?No, I can't back that statement up.
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She's got a really nice personality.Double F kind of nice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:51,
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It's actually the bad tattoos that put me offNot that I object to tattoos per se, but badly designed or drawn tattoos are horrible
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mine is aceand I will keep going on about it until the novelty wears off. it might be a while
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:02,
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I've definitely posted them beforehere you go, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:06,
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taI now consider it my best feature. Although I'm not sure how good it will be to lure in unsuspecting males
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:16,
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it will lure in the correct sort(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:17,
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excellent*rubs hands together*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:17,
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Eltham High Street looks like it's been trashed by rioters all year round anyway.Nothing worth defending bar, at a push, some tawdry balti house and a couple of 'Halal*' chicken joints.
*I saw a docco on those chicken shops once - a large proportion purporting to be 'halal' actually sold chicken which had been injected with PORK FAT to make them weigh more. A Morrisette rating of 15 kilospoons was recorded.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:41,
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Pork fat injected chicken sounds well lush(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:53,
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I'll bet you'd love a meat injection.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:54,
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I thought you were applebite for a secondThe disappointment was massive.
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