I fully intend to happily outlive my ex-wife
My good friend Darth Foxtrot will be employed to teach me some suitable dance moves to be carried out on her grave.

Nah, I'm not really that bitter.

I should have a very good pension, house will be paid off well in advance of that, no big remaining financial concerns, so will probably do some serious travelling. Or just sit at home and watch Bargain Hunt.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:19, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I recommend the worm

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Odd you should mention funerals and dancing.
The chap who wrote the Hokey-Cokey died the other day, after a long illness, he was 97. Whilst his family were pleased he wasn't suffering anymore, they were traumatised at the sight of the undertaker trying to put the body in the coffin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

2nd LTI of the day
You are on form today Jeff!

on off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I blame the painkillers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Keep up the bad work!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Pay no attention to the nasty man, Jeff
It's a click from me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I feel that an LTI is the honoured tradition here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

That would certainly explain why I've never had one

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

May I suggest the Charleston?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)