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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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that's creepy
wouldn't that be off putting?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Yeah - thanks
I found that rather disturbing in a fat inadequate man way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Yes on a vibrator but no if said by a significant other.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Bollocks
Do you want a significant other to recite a cheapo porn film script to you, sounding like they've had a tracheaoctomy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Well Ok not all of it but some feedback is nice mid coitus.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Yes it is
And it's a two way street.

But it should fit the moment.

That's what I think - if you disagree I'll just type out a script and staple it to the headboard to read it next time round.

EDIT - That sounds wrong. Not, when I say next time round, with BGB. Or at any time. I'm far too short. What a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Hello, nice to have you in bed with me. Please read from the script above the bed while we fornicate if you'd be so kind.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
it'd be like shagging
in a call centre
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
*Adopts Indian accent*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Is this good?
Please answer:-

A - Yes

B - Average

C - Poor
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
You'd have to adopt some sort of bookmarking systems.
Just in case your partner finishes before he gets to the end.

Talking of 'the end' rather than finishing you missive with 'The End.' You could sign off with, 'Fag, Fart and Sleep'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
seriously
that's a lot of talking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
See above.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I'm not so sure
talking just makes it all seem ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
You're referring to the talking toy here, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

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