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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What do you do in between pressing F5
when you're on here? I'm usually drinking tea, making something and/or singing to myself.

alt: what does your desk look like? Is it a state and covered in all sorts of rubbish? What's the oddest thing on your desk?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:53, 175 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Alt:
Laptop (shocker), speakers, mouse, ashtray. I hate clutter. Oh and currently there's a pair of Han Kjobenhavn sunglasses sitting nearby cos I can't find the case for them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:58, Reply)
you're a dirty smoker, too?
there are too many of those round here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:03, Reply)
It's a funny thing
But even though I'm a dirty smoker and live on my own I always go outside to smoke. Even if it's wazzing down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:11, Reply)
stops your house smelling
of yucky smoke so much, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Force of habit really
But my menagerie don't need my smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)
My bedroom doesn't smell at all, four huge windows open permanently whatever the weather.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Do you like this tune?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rss5w5N2ios
My aunty liked stuff that sounded like that stuff you posted and she had this on 12".
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Dandy.
I have added it to my 'Liam's Disco Sounds' playlist on Youtube. My aunt loves all this stuff beyond words, she got me into it. She's going to The Eagle in Vauxhall (big gay bear club that plays mint disco on Sundays) this weekend ffs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)
You will both have a ball.
Not like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I ain't going again for a while.
I'm still recoiling in horror when a huge bloke came right upto me in the toilets and went "I love you, you look about fourteen" :(
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Hahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You got paedo'd!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
A bloke tried to undo my trousers in the next club.
But that's a story for another day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Making mong noises at most of the cretinous shite that gets smeared over the board.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:04, Reply)
and yet you always come back for more

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Katharsis via self-flagellation

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Shit band mate, check out something street like JLS innit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1324181
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)
I never click your links dude

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)
skinning up or cramming pies into my hole.
Longleat was good, car got monkeyed and I don't mean done over by black yoovz. What have I missed today?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)
there was a cow with it's head stuck in a ladder
did you see lions?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)
yup the lions were out, tigers were hiding but the wolves were being fed which was amazing
as I like wolves, did the maze in 15:21 which was fun and bimbled round looking at the rest of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Tell me more of this cow
I hope it was OK and able to continue it's window-cleaning round.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:17, Reply)
It was a peeping tom

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Dirty peeping tom pervert cows
Hanging off ladders is too good for 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I think she was OK
www.nerdoh.co.uk/site/shop/products/display-product.aspx?Product_ID=17

but since she couldn't get in the barn she was fresian
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:20, Reply)
This link is about t shirts
I need information about COWS, not T-SHIRTS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:23, Reply)
oops
wrong thread www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-14557204
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:24, Reply)
also here's cookie monster being Tom Waits
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)
This deserved appreciation.
I appreciate this.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)
That's better
Cows are idiots really, but generally nice idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Were they balancing a red and white spotty ball on their noses?
Oh hang on, you said see lions, not SEA Lions....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:18, Reply)
you've had more medication, then
?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Yes I have.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Fermented apple-derived medication?
It'll make you blind if you live to 150, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Looking at other sites
currently I'm looking forward to the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)
because you aren't working
or because you have something good planned?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Out in Bristol on Saturday
and London for a party on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
sounds like a good weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I hope so!
What are you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Watching TV or trawling the interweb for interesting stuff.
My desk is tidy. I have a small buddha and a cheap tacky paperweight that my sister got me from Barcelona.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:51, Reply)

interesting stuff porn

the interweb is a lot less porny than it used to be. I played that game where you type random words into google and sometimes it was pages before any porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Sad times Cavy : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)
it's not like the good old days, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I remember when all this was fields of porn....

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
like this
www.the-artfile.com/ArtFile/artists/giger/images/landscape1.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Possibly
This won't download for me but I'm sure it's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Playing Minecraft usually :D
My desk is tidy now, but the oddest thing is a model penguin that is smoking a cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:52, Reply)
even the penguins are smokers
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)
FOB

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)
he's been here longer than you, spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:34, Reply)
oh yeah.
Sorry Lord Foolius.

And Vippers dear heart, the correct term is Deaconesque Scoper. 'Spastic' is so 80s it has a mullet and loves Erasure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Bristol City are currently 1-0 up.
This makes a change as they've scored what will prove to be a consolation goal early.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I thought that 'sitting pressing F5' was a myth.
Used to mock internet saddos. Evidently not, and is in fact alive and well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)
how do you reload your page, then?
not that tedious clicking the button at the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)
There's a tedious long running joke on a Fulham board.
In that Andy Johnson's nickname is F5, because that's all everyone was doing on the club's official site when it was rumoured we were going to sign him.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I'm watching Twilight on the TV.
Jebus, not wonder teenage girls love it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)
There's a lass on the tills at my local Sainsburys
With a Twighlight tattoo on her arm.

That'll take a bit of explaining when she's a 40 year old grandmother.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:57, Reply)
What is Twilight? I've never heard of it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Google is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Evidently. As you clearly aren't.
*Remembers the days when people had conversations on here*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)
FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Leicester has just cunting scored.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)
WRONG Jeff
Leicester HAVE just cunting scored.

Grammar am important.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
You're right. It am important.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I'M WATCHING THE TELLY.,

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Quarophenia is on at 10pm.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I'll be in bed at 10.30.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Well you could watch the first half hour of it.
Also, Wikipedia says 'Twilight - something fucking bent'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)
it's about right

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Wikipedia is right

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Does Wikipedia really say...
'Blousie - She'll be in bed at 10.30'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)
If you find the secret page then yes

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
*Starts hunt*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
i hear the film is even worse than the books
I base this entirely on my knee jerk reactions having never read nor seen either
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
*Prays Blousie doesn't start hearing about Auschwitz and decides to make some adjustments to her cellar*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
That'll be a gas
(old joke worn threadbare)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
And whilst you're at it
There's a D missing from the above.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)
There is.
But I was posting whilst annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
There's a sign for "Twilight Tatoos" in Birkenshaw.
I'm not sure if that's what it's called, or what it sells.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
WooHoo!
Maynard scored and Bristol City are back in front!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I like his winegums

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I like his goals
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCsfGkrqDQk

Check out this strike against QPR!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I don't sign football
But yes, that's smart work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Top result if you win there.
Just checked and Pantsil ain't even on the bench for Leicester, wonder what's going on with the fruitloop as he'd be one of their best players.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Maynard missed a first half pen as well.
He could have had a hatrick by now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Also............found this on links.
NSFW and funny as fuck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF83IwhC4ZE
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)
And the man responsible for voicing it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3heF6wjyTCg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
that's creepy
wouldn't that be off putting?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Yeah - thanks
I found that rather disturbing in a fat inadequate man way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Yes on a vibrator but no if said by a significant other.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Bollocks
Do you want a significant other to recite a cheapo porn film script to you, sounding like they've had a tracheaoctomy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Well Ok not all of it but some feedback is nice mid coitus.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Yes it is
And it's a two way street.

But it should fit the moment.

That's what I think - if you disagree I'll just type out a script and staple it to the headboard to read it next time round.

EDIT - That sounds wrong. Not, when I say next time round, with BGB. Or at any time. I'm far too short. What a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Hello, nice to have you in bed with me. Please read from the script above the bed while we fornicate if you'd be so kind.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
it'd be like shagging
in a call centre
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
*Adopts Indian accent*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Is this good?
Please answer:-

A - Yes

B - Average

C - Poor
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
You'd have to adopt some sort of bookmarking systems.
Just in case your partner finishes before he gets to the end.

Talking of 'the end' rather than finishing you missive with 'The End.' You could sign off with, 'Fag, Fart and Sleep'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
seriously
that's a lot of talking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
See above.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I'm not so sure
talking just makes it all seem ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
You're referring to the talking toy here, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
This is the best thing I've ever seen.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Even better than a prostitute doing squat thrusts?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
We could have used this and combined the two.
It would have been the ultimate comedy sex experience.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
*Thinks of pitching to Dragons' Den one that does regional accents.*
'Yer love, when you've done with putting this gurt toy up your vadge, make I some chips' - Would be my suggested Bristolian one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Fantastic.
Bristol City get their first win of the season!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Bung a bit of money on Tendulka making his ton over the next few days
It's a ten man England again because they're playing that useless fucking idiot Bopara again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I'd say there is more value in betting on Tendulka getting called out on 99
But use of DRS would have seen him stay at the crease.

Or is that just wishful thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Yes, I'm afraid
You'll understand that I've been a bit pre-occupied over the last few weeks, but what I've seen is like we've been playing Bangladesh again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I can fully understand why you've not been following the series.
They have played really well though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I've seen bits
I've seen enough to reaffirm what I've been saying for probably 18 months - Bresnan is incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Cry

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Evening Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Alright? Good win? I hate football

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Just happy to get off the mark.
Unexpected to beat that lot away as well, seeing as they've spent close to 10 million.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I am impressed that no one has
said 'wanking' yet

or is crying and wanking synonymous for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I like it when my tears mix with the jizz and I can smear it on my face

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
hot

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Can you produce a lot?
I could do with some cheap Prittstick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
*boke*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
boke doesn't work as well
too chunky
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Put it in the envelope though
and people will think they have an embossed birthday card
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Imagine the thrill at breakfast...
Oh! We've been invited to Bob's Garden Party. It has his special wax seal on it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
And some garden peas

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)
And a bit of brie

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Do you like cheese? Do you like peas?
Then you'll LOVE Cheesy Peas!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv60cnNSW7Q
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)
My Sister is now the proud owner
Of the complete Stella Street, which rather pisses all over Fast Show (in my opinion - other opinions may vary).

When I can be bothered I'll post bits. Now it's bedtime - big money job tomorrow for me.

TITS.
x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Hope the job goes well.
I missed a days pay today. The curse of having to go in on this job. Before hand, I could make the time up when I was working from home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Should be on site about 09.30
Maybe 90 mins on site (I'm in Woodsideland) then 30 mins drive home.

Then 5 hours writing up, listening to TMS.

I'm a happy lad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)
working usually, when at work
at home, Facebook, TV, other sites.

I don't really have a desk at home, well I never use it. At work it's covered in papers and wires ans set top boxes and stuff. oddest thing is a spider plant in a plastic champagne glass.

Anyone still awake?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I am, doing light weights while watching tv
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)
watching telly, going to sleep soon

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I am just about
but it's results day tomorrow, so I have to get up at normal-people times, so I should really consider sleep soon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)
yes, you should, bad cavey
liked the cookie monster tom waits thing BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)
I'm not very good at sleeeping

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)
lucky fucker.
I suck at it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Same
up at 6 tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I'm off work, up when ever my son awakes.
so probably 8, unless he has one of those nice days when he decides to give me an extra hour.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)
people seem to think it's easy
but it seems really tricky to me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)
ahh, missed the "not " in your last post.
yeah, probably like me, brain won't switch off.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)
which for me is ironic given
how long it takes to switch on in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:12, Reply)
yup.
may also bee that your natural pattern does not match the world. Left to my self I sleep from 4AM to 12 which rules out most jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)
yeah, during holidays
I end up staying up until 2 or 3. Usually I try and readjust a few days before, but being in Edinburgh kind of stopped me doing that (OK, so I forgot). Anyway, it's barely worth it - festival this weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)
just gut it out and get it done.
coffee helps.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)
hell yeah
they never expect sense out of my anyway, it'll be fine. Also be fun to see people's reactions to the tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)
good, glad you've lowered their expectaions.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
always. They also expect me to ramble on about crap
they get what the expect.

right, sleepy time. Gonna put the effort into being unconscious. NIght
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)
with occasional expostulations about rocket cars.
night night.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)
btw Space Bitch
would be the space equivalent of The SeaBitch - our old pirate group
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Makes sense.
I quite like the pirate theme TBH, but you're the cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)
it could be fun
but I fear the suggestion was mostly that we play our old characters only IN SPACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Oh, yes, I can see how you'd want variety.
For me it's all new anyway, that and I like causing trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)
that was the fun bit about being pirates
sorry, not pirates Pie Merchants. We were not pirates, no no no
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Yes, I think I might have fitted that better than firefly TBH
ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)
You'd be alright doing late shifts (2pm-10pm).

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
but it does put you out of synch wiht most of your friends, too

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)
yeah, what she said.
also not much shift work in my line.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)
alright Comrade Quixote De Nueva Cruz
I am, but my sleep patterns are odd at the best of times.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Alright zippy.
mine can be, left to themselves. the world keeps making me get up though, so I'm usually regular but tired.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
That damn world

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
yes, I try to ignore it but it doesn't go away.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)
sod this for a packet of biscuits, night all.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:34, Reply)
what the helll time of day is this?
someone make a fuss of me, it's my first day as a permenant employee. It's taken me 6 years to get here in which time I've done 7 jobs, done a PGCE, got married, got divorced. This is not how I thought it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:34, Reply)
morning.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:15, Reply)
Ooh, best of luck.
Speaking as someone who still has yet to leave the education system, I can only imagine with a sense of fear and dread what this plight of yours might entail.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:26, Reply)
Morning Cavy
Just dropped my car off at the garage to get some work done, so now I'm waiting for a bus outside a jobcentre. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)

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