It's the toilets that put me off.
I wait in them for hours before anyone stumbles in.

A friend of mine told me about a bloke called "Poo Man" that goes to festivals and climbs down in to the shit pit because he likes being crapped on. *loses breakfast*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That sounds too much like an urban myth

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Agreed.
It's just too revolting.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

It's always a chinese man "The year before" you went, Piston even mentioned it in his stand-up as if it was a real thing that happened.
I don't believe it on account of the fumes being toxic at that level, and the fact that there is no photographic evidance despite everyone at those places having cameras.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Imagine pointing your phone anywhere near one of those toilets?
Smile please.

All white eyes and teeth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Racist

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Is his name 'Poo Man Chu'?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Very good.
I need a new shirt now because I just gobbed coffee and Yum-Yum down myself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Your friend obviously thought
‘Stunsy here is obviously the biggest mug of all time and will believe anything I tell him. In a minute I’m going to tell him Marlboro are sponsored by the KKK and see if the twat swallows that one, too’
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

But if you turn the fag box on it's side.....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)