You are all mongoloids and spanners.
Every man Jack of you. I am fucking knackered today - quite how I shall make it through 'til 6pm I really don't know. I bet you Stunned poster pulls a sickie.

Last night I accidentally locked my new assistant in the office, where she triggered off loud and scary alarms and I had to go back to rescue her, the poor sod said she was going home but must have decided to go for a power-dump on the way, so I had no idea I wasn't the last to leave and locked up.

Ever kidnapped anyone, accidentally or otherwise?

Alt: Who would you like to kidnap, why, and what would you do when you had?

EDIT: STOMPY STOMP STOMP
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:28, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nope, although I have been locked inside my own house before, which was an odd one
My friend had gone to the shop for me, and for reasons I'm not certain of, had taken my keys, so he could lock the door behind him. However, on his way to the shop, he remembered he had a few errands to run, so decided to do that too.

I woke up about 5 minutes after he left, realised we didn't have any toilet roll, and was stuck in the house, holding in whatever was threatening to come out.

It would have been easier if he'd taken his phone, as I could have just abused him down that, but when I rang it, he'd left it on my couch. Could have fucking killed him.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:33, Reply)

I submitted 350k pages to google yesterday, which is pretty good going.
Yesterday I went to an american resturant called Old Orlines. It's nice there, to start off I had coconut prawns, which was so beyond lush. Then I had half-ribs half-southern-fried-chicken, which was to be honest quite dull and borring (Brooks, that american place near me, has RUINED american place's ribs for me) and desert of chocolate cake was nice.

I got a free yard this weekend, I feel like I should do something with the weekend, invite some friends who I don't see that often 'round, or something like that. I'll probably possibly end up cooking something special for myself while telling myself over and over that I _am_ worth having lobster or whatever, as I make my way through some TV box set thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I was excited about the Red Dog Saloon in Hoxton Square
but I've just read a shit review. I've yet to have a really good American meal in the UK - Bodeans my arse. Best I've had is Bubba's Barbecue Pit in Spitalfields Market but that was years ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

SICKIE?
I am suffering at my desk.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)