Good morning you twatfaced bumders.
I just wrote something really witty and clever, then went to do 'shift + w' and pressed 'ctrl + w' instead, like a fucktard.

Why would I want to make either Monty or AA feel better?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*presses ctrl + w*
*starts again*

I had no idea about that control
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

For some reason, I keep doing it.
It must be something to do with the angle I'm typing at on my laptop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Or it's to do with your being an epic spasmo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Well, there is that...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Because you laughed at my accidental self mutilation last night?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I never did!
I believe I said "I in no way find this hilarious"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

What have you done to yourself now?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Was shaving last night, when some wet hair dropped into my eye
My body flinched, and I carved a chunk out of my chin. Bled like fuck, stung pretty badly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Oooouuuuuucchhh
That sounds fucking nasty mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Aye, not the most enjoyable
Stuck tissue to it, to absorb the bleeding. Sadly, removing the tissue made it bleed again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

How's it looking this morning?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)