FUCK ALL THAT SHIT
Let's tell each other lies to make our miserable lives seem less depressing.

How would you make Monty feel better about being a skint absent parent?

How would you big up AA's feelings about his latent cross dressing tendencies?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:38, 200 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Massive drugs, in both cases.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Whap 'em out then Noel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:49, Reply)

He said massive "drugs" not massive "dugs"
HAHAHAHAHA
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

*doesn't get*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

It's funny because dugs means breasts

( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Thought that particular euphemism started with a J, not a D....

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

English is a rich and varied language and most of it is dedicated to
euphemisms for weewees, foofoos and bazongas.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I know.. What's a euphemism for fat?
I discovered today that I can no longer do the sash up on my favourite dress, because I've stacked on about half a stone, all around my belly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Thunderthighs
Fatty Boombatty, lardarse, biffa, heifer, "bubbly personality"
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I like the last one best.
I'll go with that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

dugs are a particular type of breast
pendulous, old woman type breasts. at least that's how it was explained to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Morning Baldy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Hey there sugar tits.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Alright fuckwagon?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Alright wankchariot?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Al puts the 'bi' into 'bicycle'

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Morning Peejers. Two days on the trot?
With this PJMing you are really spoiling us.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:49, Reply)

It's my day off, so I'm off to town with Mme Poulet in a minute
I'm posting from the bath. Trufax. Can't be too long though, Mme Poulet doesn't want to be late for her vajazzling appointment.

How's you sir?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)

All the better for 'seeing' you, old boy.
Don't forget to wash behind your ears.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Thank you sir
Sitting in the tub is a really agreeable way of surfing the internet. All I need is a glass of fine whisky and some appetisers on a platter.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I love each and every one of you in a way that can only be described as destructive and quite frankly a bit wrong.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Hello Blouse!
How's our resident O/T hotty this morning?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

*giggles*
Feeling OK hon. Just waiting for my second coffee of the day to get on track. How are you two and the nuggets?
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Mme Poulet is very pleased with herself...
...she's taking up running again and is doing pretty well at it. Nuggets 1 & 2 are in bed, no doubt waiting for us to go out so that they can wank themselves Japanese in an empty house whilst watching "Hollyoaks" on Sky +.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

THere was a lot of unecessary bra showing in last weeks episodes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

They'll be at it like safari park chimps
*hairy palms*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

why not ask me yourself?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Zing!

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

If it was wrong, it wouldn't feel so right.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

When are you and the Mrs going to have sprogs?
I think you're ready and I'm learning to crochet so I need babies to make things for.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Soon dad, soon.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

You could always make stuff for kittenfaceceildhband.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

er hem...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Yes you too : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

You kid is unlikely to be around long enough.
What with your poor quality parenting skills.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Best do it soon,
or the poor wee mites will have to look at photos if they want to see what daddy looked like with hair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Meh, I never saw my dad with hair
I'm sure it won't scare them too much. At least I can afford to buy them food.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Eggs, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Eggs and Mr Sheen.
The backbone of any nutritious meal.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Never did you any...ah. As you were.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

OH GREAT, I DO THE FIRST SELF-SERVING EMO-LIKE POST I'VE DONE IN YONKS AND YONKS, AND IT GETS THREADSTOMPED SO NOBODY CAN GO TO ME "AWW GONZ MY POUR BAYBI !!!! U R WICKED FO'SHO' DUDE". Fine, I'll copy'n'paste.
I submitted 350k pages to google yesterday, which is pretty good going.
Yesterday I went to an american resturant called Old Orlines. It's nice there, to start off I had coconut prawns, which was so beyond lush. Then I had half-ribs half-southern-fried-chicken, which was to be honest quite dull and borring (Brooks, that american place near me, has RUINED american place's ribs for me) and desert of chocolate cake was nice.

I got a free yard this weekend, I feel like I should do something with the weekend, invite some friends who I don't see that often 'round, or something like that. I'll probably possibly end up cooking something special for myself while telling myself over and over that I _am_ worth having lobster or whatever, as I make my way through some TV box set thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

AWW GONZ MY POUR BAYBI !!!! U R WICKED FO'SHO' DUDE
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I think I might source myself some boxes and start putting stuff in them for the move, and list a whole bunch of stuff on eBay.
I could take myself to the picturehouse and see that new Inbetweeners movie.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I want to go and see that
but the wife is all poorly, so we'll likely be staying at home instead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Not sure I can take an hour and half of their antics

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Well that's precisely why you should just FUCK OFF AND DIE.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Surely it's only one of many, many reasons?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

OH NOES, PEOPLE ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION !!!! WHAT WILL I DO ?!!??!?!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Ahh, cool, I hope it's nothing too bad.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

CHEVRON MOTHER FUCKERS!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

CHEVRON COMPLETE!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I replied, you bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Cool, I'm gonna reply to it here, so I don't have to go back'n'forth.
Last night I meet a friend, but if I wasn't meeting her, I would have taken myself to the Hoxton Bar'n'Grill to hear Scroobulus Pip play his material. I've never wanted to go to a gig before, but I want to see him, in november in camden next.

I like spitafields, lots of really nice resturants and stuff there, didn't realise how close it was to work eaither.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Hoxton Bar & Grill is a nice venue.
I took Crow there to see Spacemen 3 but he span out and went home like a massive gaylord.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I am breakfasting on a sausage sandwich.
I really am the epitome of everything that is wrong with male culture.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I think you should become a woman.
Us chaps don't want you on our team - you're a fucking disgrace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

*burps*
*scratches arse*
*talks at tedious length about football*
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I would burn all of AA's 'comedy' t-shirts
to help him look like less of a 'mad' Ker-razy' cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

*rushes in and sits at desk*
Morning all

I have a massive penis.

I wouldn't, the cunt.

I'd buy him some sexy lingerie and then shemale him up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

What time do you call this, you fackin cant?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Soz boss
Points failure at blah, blah.

Jesus, I feel rough.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Not me. Just fucking tired.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I saw you pouring your beer into that plant pot.
Nance.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Dream on, chutney.
You hallucinated that because you'd drunk two pints and then you wet yourself and threw up on the bar. It was really embarrassing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Again.
I trust your bus ride home with all the office cleaners and ne'er do wells was OK?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Actually there were loads of supermodels on there,
they kept showing me their tits and everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I choose to believe you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

is it possible to choose to be an idiot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I am sure it is
but luckily for me it comes naturally.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

have am
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

that's not a lie

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Morning Vippers
How is your van today?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Full of half raped corpses.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

How do you half rape a corpse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

If you don't cum it's half a rape.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

*remembers for pending court case*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Only put it halfway in.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

You can't rape a corpse.
They're all asking for it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

With those come hither eye-sockets

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I am putting the "sensual" back in to non-consensual sex.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

sensual tact

Demolition Man Lolz
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I don't get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

It's 'FILM'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Oh 'FILM'
I saw one of those once, it was called 'faster Pussy cat, kill, kill' it was mildly diverting I suppose
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Russ Meyer? He's good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

A lover of big muffs and bigger breasts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)

V good.
You really licked my arse.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

it's vantastic
I dunno actually, the mrs has it. I'm sure it's fine.

I'm building the bed in it this weekend, which will probably be a pain in the arse, but we've got a good plan at least. It's only the execution that we can fuck up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Don't mock him Blousie
or he won't let you have a ride on it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

STORY OF MY LIFE!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I've got a bacon and egg bap being delivered to me shortly
Frankly, cheering the rest of you up is a spectacularly diminished priority.

Morning everyone. I trust you slept well?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Like a pissed rock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

FUCK YOU

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

and the horse you rode in on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Hang about sir
You can't be mean about horses. Not round these 'ere parts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I don't trust horses
they are bitey at the front, kicky at the back and covered in flies in between
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You will never know sexual pelasure in Norfolk

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I may however know 'sexual pleasure'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Not for another few years I fancy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

How is your button?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

STILL ON
I'm wearing the shirt today. The location of the button is around the stomach area, so if I've fucked up the sewing everyone in my department will be violently ill. I'm walking the tightrope, Al
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Yes thanks, between about 5am and 6:45 I did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Am I to understand that you and your birthday twin had a "large one"?
FNARR
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Medium sized.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

So a medium sized night ends at 5am?
I'm looking at the internet skeptically right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

The night ended about 1, I just didn't get to sleep straight away.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Ouch
Sorry to hear that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I fucking am too old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I reckon there's got to be a link between usage of b3ta and sleep deprivation
Too many of us suffer from frequent insomnia for it to be a coincidence.

Same as the "huge penis" thing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

It was a small one.
It only finished at 5am because he had to get a BUS home.

A fucking BUS. I ask you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

How awfully plebeian

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

He's fibbing
As if there are buses at 5am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

he got the bus at 1am
but he had to suck off all of the scumbags he met on there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

SYFTS - the human vacuum

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I wasn't the one sucking the scumbags off on a BUS. I'll refer you to m'learned colleague.
I was speeding the through the night in a London Taxi.

Not on a bus that smelt like a horses jacksy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I did mean Monty when I said he was sucking people off

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Darth called me a human vacuum Vippers.
I mean, unless he was talking about MD's.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

It was an honest mistake and I apologise
SYFTS - the human centipede
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

You caught a taxi in London? Without anyone to share the fare?
Drinks are on you after the game in January then. Tickets, too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

*gets out wad*
*shoves £50 in Darth's knickers*

Get yourself something nice, treacle.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Thank you sugar daddy *bats eyelashes*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

you really do not help yourself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You think?
Was that... a bit gay?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I know, right?
You have to queue in the street to get on them, apparently.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Like a common harlot?
Appalling.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

There were supermodels, I'm telling you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Lies!
Everyone knows that supermodels only travel by Honda Accord.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Not these randy bitches.
Honest to God I was fighting them off with their own discarded lingerie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Yeah shut up.
I was home in fifteen minutes because I don't live in the fucking countryside like certain benders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Cuntryside?
You want to come to Lewisham and say that?

Fucking carrott crunchers coming to London from fuck knows where, stealing our oxygen.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I do not wish to come to Lewisham and say that -
or indeed anything else, except 'please, please get me out of this ghastly shithole and take me back to fashionable central London, I beg you'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

you should go to Lewisham and eat at Mese Mengal
or whatever it is called

you should also listen to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LERQdakduxQ
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I cannot whilst at work, sadly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

shame
I think you will enjoy these people. They have done a creditable job of making it sound like they are making music in the 70s
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I agree
If there is a contemporary band producing credible music that would appeal to Monty, then these are it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

indeed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Good stuff

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

have you heard King Khan and the Shrines?
Similarly 70's style.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

STOP THE PRESS
My bacon and egg bap on white bread with brown sauce has arrived.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I also think that stopping the press is a really good idea.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Sloppy egg?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Of course
I repeat: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I've just had a spam email entitled 'MD Bulletin'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Get on it before they sell out!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

In other news....
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/aug/18/red-hot-chili-peppers-interview

I propose that this article title is so easy to strikethrough it should win an award.

Also: GAYEST BAND PHOTO EVER.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

A handlebar moustache AND a biker hat.
Keidis is such a stereotype
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Don't be so dense, man!
He's clearly a highly innovative songwriter and artist who's subverting people's perception of stereotypes by pandering to them!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

man, they suck
I used to like them quite a lot, and still rate Blood Sugar Sex Magik, but their recent stuff has been so weak.

There's a great comment on that article.

"Ha Ha , surely Flea must have heard that Nick Cave once stated "These days when I ask, What's that shit on the radio ? the answer is usually RHCP "
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Yeah, I loved BSSM when it came out
Because I was 14. At that age it's acceptable to like them. One Hot Minute was pretty good, mainly because Dave Navarro was on it, but everything since has been gash
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I liked Flea
in Back to the Future.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Hey McFly, nice ride
I am such a geek
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Let's not kid ourselves
We all are. For example, that particular line actually comes from Back to the Future Part III.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Actually, it comes from BTTF 3, actually.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I think - I THINK - I just said that
What was his character's name?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Needles!

( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Give that man a biscuit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I've heard about that game.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I haven't
Please elaborate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I call bullshit.
You don't spend seven years at a boys' public school without playing the biscuit game.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I can understand this sentiment
But I can assure you that my school was the most rampantly homophobic environment I've ever encountered. There was no greater terror than to be tarred with the bender brush. Not even double Physics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I concur
I liked Californication at the time and to a lesser extent By the Way, but in hindsight it is pretty free of substance.

I got Wolf People's album for my birthday and it is fucking brilliant.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Details of this brilliance please
To whit: would I like it?

I was gutted when Californication came out. It's a horrible feeling when a band you previously liked releases something which is utter toss. See also: Load
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

it's reminiscent of Jethro Tull in places, but heavier
www.bbc.co.uk/music/reviews/zxvh

I cannot praise it highly enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Noted
Thank you for the recommendation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I endorse Vipros' recommendation
They are indeed very good, with a little more than a nod to The Tull.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I'd listened to bits and pieces before
but had a good loud listen to the whole album yesterday when I was cooking, and fucking hell it was good.

it was also exactly the music I want to hear at the moment. It had everything for me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Which album was it you got?
Have looked them up on We7 and there appear to be three. The bastards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Steeple
but I'm pleased to hear there are more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I was listening to Tidings
I see what you mean about the Tull. I'm going to need to be in the mood for it, but the quality is certainly there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

have a listen to One by One from Dorney Reach
if you can. It rocks. Silbury Sands is also good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Cheers mate
I would recommend you something, but you won't like anything I'm listening to at the minute
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Oops
It's not as gay as the cover of Play Don't Worry by Mick Ronson.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That's incredible

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It's the gayest record cover in my collection.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I've never fucking liked them.
Mostly because all the kids that did like them at my school were utter cunts. Also because I thought they were shit.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

You thought right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

As a teenage girl
I was quite taken by that picture of them with their cocks in tube socks. It was like the naughtiest thing ever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

My miserable life seems less depressing because today is my last day of work before my holiday.
Monty doesn't need to be made to feel better about his situation. His enjoyment comes from being pissed off about things. Take that away and what does he have left?

AA's transvestism is not latent - there are pictures on the internet and everything. Similarly, I don't think it is a problem for him. He clearly enjoys the attention.

Next.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

*steps forward*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Ah Foxtrot.
Come in, take a seat.
Now, your particular problems might take a bit more dealing with...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'm actually looking forward to seeing what you come up with here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Hmmm....
*strokes beard sagely*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

(and awaits strikethrough)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

*something about ducks in a barrel*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

duco
a barrelmy mouth
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

*polite applause*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I'm keeping all my scant cheerfulness for myself

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Good morning you twatfaced bumders.
I just wrote something really witty and clever, then went to do 'shift + w' and pressed 'ctrl + w' instead, like a fucktard.

Why would I want to make either Monty or AA feel better?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

*presses ctrl + w*
*starts again*

I had no idea about that control
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

For some reason, I keep doing it.
It must be something to do with the angle I'm typing at on my laptop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Or it's to do with your being an epic spasmo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Well, there is that...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Because you laughed at my accidental self mutilation last night?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I never did!
I believe I said "I in no way find this hilarious"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

What have you done to yourself now?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Was shaving last night, when some wet hair dropped into my eye
My body flinched, and I carved a chunk out of my chin. Bled like fuck, stung pretty badly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Oooouuuuuucchhh
That sounds fucking nasty mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Aye, not the most enjoyable
Stuck tissue to it, to absorb the bleeding. Sadly, removing the tissue made it bleed again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

How's it looking this morning?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)