Meet some weird internet types for lunch and drinks.
Alt: not one of them. Everyone in my family has been in the army. I don't react well to people shouting at me, so I wouldn't last ten minutes in any of the armed forces.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you would be a good sniper, think how long you could lie in wait resting on those collossal meat pillows.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Lucky you and darth are here to keep reminding b3th she has breasts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

HOLY SHIT etc

( broadsword, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

It's not really true
everyone knows there are no women on the internet, except fat munters.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Fat munters can have breasts as well, you know.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I've got a cracking pair
anyone fancy a quick motorboating?
( broadsword, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Your testes don't count
whether you've shaved them and drawn on nipples or not
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

It's like you've got a special insight into my pants

( broadsword, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)

hurr hurr
I swear they've grown in the last week. I can barely breathe anymore. I'm going to have to specially adapt a zimmer frame to rest them on as I walk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:00, Reply)

If you pay me a fiver an hour I will walk behind you cupping them gracefully for you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Lucky you're here to keep reminding bobby you've got breasts etc.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

It's all I've got, Chompy.
Without them I'm just like any other boring middle-aged woman.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)