I've got salad
which is almost, but not quite, the epitome of tedium. I'd rather be having that merguez, hummous and caramelized onion flatbread thing I had the other day.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How goes the packing?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Nnnnnnngggg it isn't, really
I managed to tidy up most of the horrendous mess I'd made before going to bed, but I'm so tired now I can barely see and I have to be up at 5am tomorrow to catch a train to Edinburgh, where I'm going to a wedding/Fringe.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

If you get me up there and get me nicely caned, I'll pack like a motherfucker.
I am at my most tidy-uppest after a big spliff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Once I get rid of all the crap
it will actually be very organised and tidy. It's just that my method for getting rid of the crap involves tipping everything on to the floor and going through it bit by bit, throwing most of it away and repacking the remainder.
It's not a good method to get distracted halfway through, it really isn't. Anyway, you've been to my flat - albeit briefly - and it wasn't so bad...was it?
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Nah it was fine, but yeah you do have a lot of "stuff"
and I only saw the living room. When I moved we managed to pack and move everything over two days, then unpack and sort everything at the other end. Stopped us getting distracted by shiny things.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Yeah, a good half that 'stuff' has been or will be chucked out
I hang on to too much stuff, out of sentimentality and hoarderdom. When I realise I've only got a couple of days left before I move, I'll go in to absolute overdrive. It'll be fine.*


*may contain traces of trying convince myself it will be fine.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

You should come to my house
There is always weed and it is a fucking tip*


*These two facts are in no way related
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

your house sounds like I'd feel at home in it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Mess bugs me when I'm smoking, it's weirdly obsessive I'll admit.
I think it's my inner minimalist fighting to get out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

opposite of me
smoking makes me not care
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

If you like being stoned whilst surrounded by books, records and guitars
then it is the place to go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I like nothing better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Sounds like my gaff.
It looks like a shop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I saw this thing yeah', and it was a guy who wanted to propose to his wife.
Over a couple of years, he'd subtaly ask questions, such as "Hahaha, if we were to get married, YEAH RIGHT, AS IF, but, hypotheticly, what kind of cake would you like?" and over the years he built up all the things she wanted. Then, one morning, he proposed to her, and they got married on the same day, which was her perfect wedding from what she was saying before.

I think it's a bit Control Freek(ish) and that planning is part of the whole experiance. But, just so you know, if you _are_ doing that with us in eddingborough tomorow, then I'll still say 'yes, I do'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Did you see this the other day?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QIsHQfKZ4g
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I got no sound, but I swear to god if patick stewart pointed at them and went "engaged" I'm going to smash shit up big time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/12899?q=engage+patrick
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Totally and utterly hit the nail on the head there, dear boy.
Million-plus views in seven days.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

AND SHE LOOKS LIKE NANCY FROM HOLLYOAKS

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

That sounds delicious

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

It really was
Café Rouge is surprisingly good for a chain restaurant. It's not really diet food though I must say...
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

That's true
nowhere is diet food though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Diet food isn't so bad, unless you're eating out
but the post diet blow-out will be worth it!
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

This is true
I'm relaxing a bit this weekend because am at a BBQ and don't want to be one of those bastards who brings a bag of carrot pieces, but will stick to just meat.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Meat is not fattening
trufact.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

If that was true
it'd be all I ever ate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

So, the Atkins diet?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

knowing insiders as I do
I can tell you that pretty much all of their food is pre-prepared and microwaved
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I can well believe it
it was still bloody lovely though.
(berk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

it sounds it
I just wouldn't eat an evening meal there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)