I was definitely a fat fucker
with glorious long blonde hair

I knew I kind of looked like Meatloaf, that's why I hated people saying it so much.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You must also realise that you look a bit like Justin Bieber now.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I take solace in the fact that while may hair may be similar
Justin Bieber isn't 6'2 and broad-shouldered with a big beard and sideburns

you can understand why I don't mind being told I look like the Bieb when I spent years being called Meatloaf
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Meatloaf can sing though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I'm not actually Justin Bieber
and I wasn't actually Meatloaf
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

My point is that there one comparison is much cooler than the other
I used to get annoyed when I went through an unfortunate "curtains" phase with my hair and people compared me to Hugh Grant. Now I have a fauxhawk and idiotic morons call me Jedward.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I'm just happy not to be fat
people can call me whatever the hell they want
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

That's ridiculous
they should call you Gok.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Oh, they do
I don't mind that so much. At least he always looks good and isn't an excellent example of why we should nuke Ireland back to the Stone Age
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Least you weren't carrying round your wank tissue, like he does.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

that is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)