Way more in the way of "wish I hadn't done that" than of the "wish I had" variety
Obviously I wish I'd discovered girls earlier, and am tempted to say I should have spent my Uni years shagging multitudinous women instead of wasting my weekends on an ultimately doomed long-distance relationship, but had that panned out I wouldn't have developed the AWESOME BOYFRIEND SKILLS that allow me to punch so far above my weight now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

darling
you don't help the whole gay thing sometimes....... xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Allow me to clarify
I was repellent to women until I was 18, when I met a very intelligent girl with spectacularly low standards to whom I felt indebted.

I hope this resolves the "discovered women" and "was this long-distance relationship even with a girl?" questions.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Oh sweetie, you're *still* repellent to women.
but not, apparently, male bank tellers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

*digs out edifying texts from b3th*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)