At least I was
When a hot female co-worker who moved out of her parents a month ago to move in with her boyfriend phones at 9:15 on a Saturday night to see if I want to grab a drink - that's just boredom, right? Not troubles or owt.

I may have just legged it back home and showered and scented myself with manly unguents though. Just in case. Back off out now!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go careful.
Even if she is after something naughty, you don't want to get involved.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

you make an excellent point
given her boyfriend is a 6'4" competitive kickboxer.

I shall be a gentleman.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I dfidn't just mean that.
I meant the emotional fallout could be difficult. If she regretted doing anything with you, it would make work relations awkward.

Also, it's naughty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

dude.
Every hole's a goal. Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Unless she lunges at me with tongue or clunge
I shan't do a thing, I'm far too autistic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Jeez that's low, LIC is like a dog on heat round other guys girlfriends!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)