I have had more drinks bought for me by girls than I've bought drinks for them.
*pouts*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Well done Barry.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I roll that one out all the time.
When in reality I've bought a girl a drink once and had three bought for me. It sounds less impressive that way, so I don't say it that way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)

It's still true.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

And look how far it's got me with the womenfolk.
Fighting them off with a stick. Or not.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

No more with the redhead?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I messaged her about Pulp in a couple weeks.
No reply. Quite pissed off she didn't even get back to me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:11, Reply)

People are fickle.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Maybe she is confused.
She has probably been through rolls and rolls of Andrex without a hint of residue. And she is unaware that you've given her ring a 30,000 shit overhaul.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I think that backfired to be honest.
I thought "yeah this'll make it look like I know loads of out of the box stuff" when in reality she probably thought "he doesn't even know where my fanny is".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)

At least she didn't backfire during the event, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Metaphorically she has backfired all over me the past couple weeks.
*bursts into tears*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)

At least she didn't fart up your nose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)