It looks like a cowshed on sticks, as piers go I'm not looking forward to this b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:45, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Here you go Rory.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Pier,_Weston-super-Mare

All the more reason to be depressed and not bother turning up, not that I expected you to turn up in the first place!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

A spaceage cowshed, I'll deffo make it I rekon, but Bobby wants to eat me the fat cunt, still I'll be fleet of foot so he'll have his work cut out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Bring your gloves.
Our Bob is a keen boxer!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:50, Reply)

A very fat unfit boxer
with a fierce appetite
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)

If you turn up to this bash I will eat one of my cats.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:48, Reply)

That's an impressive offer
It betters internet hardman AA's offer to tell be to 'fuck off' at the Manchester b4sh. Jeez, I gazzed him that I wouldn't be after the fat chicks, but he's still unhappy with his monopoly on them. I'm looking forward to his latest 'zany' t-shirt.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

What can I say. You'd be doing me a favour as they're a pain in the neck.
Ignore AA. He's young and impetuous.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

He's been right horrible to me :'(
There's forum banter and there's having repressed imagery of sexual abuse from 'Big Dave' in fourth year, AA needs some help there.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I can't imagine why anybody would be at all nasty to you.
After all, you're so sweet and personable....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Innit!

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Fuck I know, it's probably some nerd marking of territory thing, check out links in the forthcoming weeks for his sycophancy over intended fat chicks that he wants to mount.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with internet stalking.
If I was a single sweaty nerd (instead of a married sweaty nerd) I'd totally be casing b3ta for talent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Don't bother. All the good ones are taken.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

*coughs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Apart from Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

What's wrong with Gonz?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

YOU ANTI SEMITE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

YOU GONNA POGROM SOUTHGATE OR SOMETHING ?? EH EH

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

If you turn up, I will shake you warmly by the hand and be perfectly civil to you
and ask you not to be a cunt, or I might cry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Now is that directly at Blousie, Rory or me?
Because I for one, can't make any promises.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)

haha
It was aimed at Rory, but I expect you to refrain from cuntishness as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Pfft! as if I'd be a cunt.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

As if!
I know you wouldn't be anything but fluffy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

*fluffs*
Prepare to be hugged to within an inch of your life.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

woo hoo!
I do love hugs. Especially big squishy hugs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Jeff hasn't really got the padding but he gives good hugs too

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I have a lot more padding than the last time you were hugged by me.
Medication that works means I now weigh over 13 stone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Hey! Me too!
Well, more or less dead on 13 stone.

/fat cow blog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

*Over 6 foot tall*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

excellent. So I'm short and fat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Well I'm tall and carrying a bit of a stomach.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

WooHoo!
Good for you hon.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Sadly, it's all on my stomach.
I'll do some exercise when work dies down a bit. That'll sort it out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

That's the alcohol hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Don't you fuckin' start as well.
*Sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Hahaha!
Just telling you like it is.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Yeah, well, EVERYONE is tell me like it is.
I know it, you know it.

I've (largely) given up the cloudy, so I'll just have to find a low-cal alternative.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

One of my old dears told me the other week that I needed to lose weight.
Which was nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Back in the day when I was married
I used to get told by the elderly, 'Oooh, it'll be you next!' whenever we were at a family Christening, they soon shut up when I started saying the same to them at funerals.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)