Wow, a whole thread about me
I must be the luckiest boy in the world. This has cheered me up from a day where every thing that could have gone wrong, has gone wrong.

But on the plus side, I ran over 8 miles yesterday and I'm not suffering at all today.

And the wife is just cooking me dinner and then we'll watch Hollyoaks.

So, how were your respective days?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:28, 186 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

oh :(
and on your candle day, too.

I've mostly been sat in a chair wishing for consciousness to arrive. May go to pub quiz later
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Hollyoaks is better with the volume muted
My day was ok, I'm about to sit down to honey glazed pork with garlic and chilli mushrooms yummm
( Peej, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Good. Had my annual appraisal and the verdict is I'm basically awesome and getting better.
Plus, I've just found I like the first side of Chris Squire's album "Fish Out Of Water" a lot.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I'm watching it now, the E4 one. Suprised to see Tony's back.
looks like things are hotting up with sylus.

Was the facts that I made up about you the best facts in the thread? I hope they were, I like being better than other people.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Also, on the tube home, I saw a women who looks like me..
... she was quite fat, but instead of it being on her boobs, it was on her bum, which was so big she can't sit down on the pick-a-willy line's tubes. I thought to myself "I'd totally do her", but then I thought "Oh man, are my standards so low, that I would do a girl who looks like me? Am I really that ugly looking?" and the thought made my brain hurt a bit so I got some crisps to go with my home made potato salad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Been to the gym although not done as well as you have.
Stuffed to the gills on veggie chilli and pasta. Have a glass of red wine and searching for something nice to watch on the TV.

Snog, marry, avoid! Yes!!
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Absolutely shite.
The RAID array at work is fucked, the attempted rebuild over the weekend crashed 3 times, so we were without our usual mapped drives today. We set up a temporary network drive, then asked everyone what files they would need to get them through the morning, before needing to remap everyone's shortcuts.

Also, we've sent out an order incorrectly, and it was my task to find out whose fault it was, fuck knows how I can track it beyond where I have done so far.

Then, last but not least, one girl managed to lock her PC into our central order tracking document, meaning that we had to create a copy of it, before getting everyone to recreate their shortcuts, only for it to start working again 5 minutes later.

Long fucking day. On the upside, I've got a curry in the slow cooker, and I'm off to the pub quiz. Cheerio!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)

it started off well
Food and alcohol very early on. Breakfast was chicken, sticky toffee pudding, a double Hendricks, Crabbies ginger ale and a Jaegerbomb. It went downhill when I missed my coach and consequently won't get home til past 11pm. Bugger. The realisation that tomorrow is back to diet and no booze doesn't help
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Where have you been?

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

to London to see the queen :)
Friend was having a house party
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:28, Reply)

And that would be Noel, yes?
I remember seeing it on the telly box a few years back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

haha much more ace
Was a good night. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I'm a wee bit wobbly Amberl.
Given any thought to the work-related-stuff I suggested last week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)

i have cheers Jeff
Haven't replied yet because haven't been on the computer much. I saw your tale of alcohol woe below, but console yourself with how much better you are than one of my mates who was in a drunken stupor by half eight last night. He got mocked something wicked. You having some more or slowing it down?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I'm having a coffee at the minutes, but I might have a few small beers in a bit
Otherwise I'll end up going to bed too early and thus being away too early tomorrow.

Tell ya, it's a fine line between too much and too little. Both with sleep and drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:43, Reply)

enjoy. i tale it you're not working tomorrow then?
Always err on the side of caution
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

I'm working tomorrow.
Work hard, play hard.

I'm like a human Mars bar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:51, Reply)

My day was weird.
Firstly, on the walk out from work, some girl came up to me (and this was a good distance away from work) and said, 'this is the 4th time I've bumped into you today!' before engaging me in some low-level conversation. The odd thing was, I've never seen her or spoken to her before. But apparently she is in the same building as me.

Secondly, I got off the bus and thought, 'Hmm, I fancy a pint', so I popped into the pub where I ended up drinking with some crusty called 'Wizard' who I got chatting with, he insisted on having some cheap white wine with a shot of vodka in it. Not to be outdone, I elected to have a pint of cloudy with a whisky in it.

So, the long and the short of it. I've been 'chatted up' (at least, I think that's what the kids are calling it) and I've drunk far far too much far too quickly with some nutter called Wizard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Yay! Good going hon : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I'd say the highlight was meeting Wizard.
The girl-from-work thing is never going to happen, not unless I get invited to some sort of 'bring a mong to a party' event.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Was she that ugly?

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)

She certainly wasn't 'my type'
Plus there are the obvious mental issues, such as 1/ speaking to me and 2/ claiming that we'd bumped into each other 3 times perviously.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

What is your type?
Speaking as your internet wife, I advise you tread carefully.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:57, Reply)

hahaha
Someone who isn't mental, and someone who I've never previously been married to.

Apologies if this seems harsh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)

You're far to picky.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Do you think?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Not the best, I'll be honest.
But it shows signs of picking up, and it's nearly over. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.

So, what are we doing tonight then, quenders?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)

What went wrong.
Don't tell me the pier has burnt down again...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:43, Reply)

It looks like a cowshed on sticks, as piers go I'm not looking forward to this b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Here you go Rory.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Pier,_Weston-super-Mare

All the more reason to be depressed and not bother turning up, not that I expected you to turn up in the first place!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

A spaceage cowshed, I'll deffo make it I rekon, but Bobby wants to eat me the fat cunt, still I'll be fleet of foot so he'll have his work cut out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Bring your gloves.
Our Bob is a keen boxer!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:50, Reply)

A very fat unfit boxer
with a fierce appetite
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)

If you turn up to this bash I will eat one of my cats.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:48, Reply)

That's an impressive offer
It betters internet hardman AA's offer to tell be to 'fuck off' at the Manchester b4sh. Jeez, I gazzed him that I wouldn't be after the fat chicks, but he's still unhappy with his monopoly on them. I'm looking forward to his latest 'zany' t-shirt.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

What can I say. You'd be doing me a favour as they're a pain in the neck.
Ignore AA. He's young and impetuous.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

He's been right horrible to me :'(
There's forum banter and there's having repressed imagery of sexual abuse from 'Big Dave' in fourth year, AA needs some help there.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I can't imagine why anybody would be at all nasty to you.
After all, you're so sweet and personable....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Innit!

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Fuck I know, it's probably some nerd marking of territory thing, check out links in the forthcoming weeks for his sycophancy over intended fat chicks that he wants to mount.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with internet stalking.
If I was a single sweaty nerd (instead of a married sweaty nerd) I'd totally be casing b3ta for talent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Don't bother. All the good ones are taken.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

*coughs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Apart from Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

What's wrong with Gonz?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

YOU ANTI SEMITE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

YOU GONNA POGROM SOUTHGATE OR SOMETHING ?? EH EH

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

If you turn up, I will shake you warmly by the hand and be perfectly civil to you
and ask you not to be a cunt, or I might cry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Now is that directly at Blousie, Rory or me?
Because I for one, can't make any promises.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)

haha
It was aimed at Rory, but I expect you to refrain from cuntishness as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Pfft! as if I'd be a cunt.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

As if!
I know you wouldn't be anything but fluffy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

*fluffs*
Prepare to be hugged to within an inch of your life.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

woo hoo!
I do love hugs. Especially big squishy hugs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Jeff hasn't really got the padding but he gives good hugs too

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I have a lot more padding than the last time you were hugged by me.
Medication that works means I now weigh over 13 stone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Hey! Me too!
Well, more or less dead on 13 stone.

/fat cow blog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

*Over 6 foot tall*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

excellent. So I'm short and fat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Well I'm tall and carrying a bit of a stomach.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

WooHoo!
Good for you hon.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Sadly, it's all on my stomach.
I'll do some exercise when work dies down a bit. That'll sort it out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

That's the alcohol hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Don't you fuckin' start as well.
*Sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Hahaha!
Just telling you like it is.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Yeah, well, EVERYONE is tell me like it is.
I know it, you know it.

I've (largely) given up the cloudy, so I'll just have to find a low-cal alternative.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

One of my old dears told me the other week that I needed to lose weight.
Which was nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Back in the day when I was married
I used to get told by the elderly, 'Oooh, it'll be you next!' whenever we were at a family Christening, they soon shut up when I started saying the same to them at funerals.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

meh.
I slept in, then had to run about like an idiot trying to catch up with myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Alright Adele.
Hang on, that was pavements, not shadows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

You're talking gibberish now, old man.
but if you imagine me as Adele, you'll have essentially the right figure in mind...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Are you ginger as well?
That's something that gets overlook with Adele. Because of her size, people forget she is also a ging-er!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I am not.
I am sort of dark blonde-blonde-grey.

And by the bash, I will have my new sexy librarian glasses.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Ladies with librarian glasses are, by law. Obliged to wear their hair up.
And then they have to let their hair down to reveal themself as being some sort of hidden FOX!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I shall do exactly this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

What sort of fox will you be hiding?
There is a list here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox should you need help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

a SILVER fox

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'll be most annoyed if you don't pull this out of your hair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Got up early, felt unusually alert.
Being back at home after almost 6 weeks feels quite a bit less disorientating that I predicted.
(888777555, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

FreeFair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Or is it.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Look everyone! It's Freefair!
Welcome back Freefair. How have you been? Did you do any looting? Did you kill any looters?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Haha.
I was very far away from the "action", in Gwynedd.
I was disgusted at the rioters. They are scum.
(888777555, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Alright Sexy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)

alright Rory.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Alright b3th

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Urgh it's back

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)

alright sexy.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Get a room you two!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I've got a spare ticket for Old Trafford on Sunday, I'd love bobby to go too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I'm in! I'll punch you everytime utd score!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

ello bobby
how's you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Evenin pet, all good ta, you!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Fuck me, FreeFair is back.
I wonder where I put that bit of "literature"?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

What finally made you delete 'Jim Bob'?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

What are you blabbering on about, you carrot-fingered spastic?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

FreeFair has fucking KILLED OT
What a cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Thank god you said that.
I thought it was me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

You've accused me of being mean recently.
I didn't want to upset you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

cunt x

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Urrugh.
I'm not kissing your mimsy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

You're missing out.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

*Checks the Weston Super Mare Tourist Informantion website*
Turns out you're right. You're on the list between the Winter Gardens and Crazy Golf, one review says... 'Forget rooting about in the mud, forget the sea-life centre, forget the Regent Fish Bar, if you want a real sea-food experience, go for a nosh on b3th'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I'd give it two thumbs up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Matron!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Is this your roundabout way of saying you've joined Barry's merry band of arse kissers and lickers?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

See below.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I do hope he reads this...
Freefair's starring role

Yes, it's that one with Monty. The rest of you probably don't want to read this again.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Slash fic is not something that bothers me really.

(888777555, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

You wouldn't believe how hard it got this lot

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

And I always thought I was a wimp.

(888777555, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)

What a fucking letdown.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I heard he killed it with your cancer

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Just out of curiosity Al.
What cancer have I got, only I'd like to play along, and so far, the best I've managed is to say it's a bit itchy, before asking after your mum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I always thought you had teh Jeffaids

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Probably got it from his dog.
I mean, how low can you go?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Wasn't it something to do with your back?
I did you an obiturary.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I've still got back ache. But I didn't realise it was cancer.
I blame the pain killers.

Thanks for reminding me. And love to yer ma!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'll tell her next week when I see her.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Thanks mate.
And you can change the 'sometimes funny' for 'never funny' if you like, you've never been a fan of the pun, so no need to curry favour just because I'm ABOUT TO DIE.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I hope it doesn't put you in a korma

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Oh, come on!
That was a curry based pun! Isn't anyone going to join in?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

We're justing (Rogan) Josh(ing) with you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I gave blood this morning.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

By choice?
It's probably for the best if you've been noncing yourself about the bandit-bars of Vauxhall.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

By choice, aye.
I've always wanted to do it, I just think it's nothing to me but could really help someone in need. I'd say it's a selfless act but I've been pleased with myself all day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Don't forget the free tea and biscuits afterwards
I'm on medication at the moment (colossal AIDs) but otherwise I'd be doing all the time. Need to get that silver badge. Still years away.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

i never got a cup of tea
or a biscuit :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

You were done over
I love being poured a free tea by a sympathetic nurse. You can't put a price on that Shit.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:48, Reply)

to be fair I left in an ambulance
and got a letter to tell me never to give blood again. I think i was melodramatic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

my day was busy
or at least it was until I got on a train, where I have been for the last four hours and which I am now heartily tired and bored of.
(berk, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Evening mrs berk.
Nice show last night? Has the boy sorted his life out?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)

the show was many kinds of awesome
tennis boy is being marginally less of a mardyarse. but only marginally.
(berk, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Well, he's a boy.
They can't help it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

He's a ginger boy at that
they are worse.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Do you just hate anyone with hair?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

al is my third favourite b3tan
I believe this to be a glowing term of endearment.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

am I your fourth?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)

second
But that's only on a bloodline technicality.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)

GLESS

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I have no idea what that means
To be honest though, it's probably a toss up between Al and DiT for third. They're always having tossups though.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

SWEET!
Given that you're marrying one and related to the second, that really makes me your favourite b3tan.

That makes me dead happy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Fuck!
I forgot about Roota!
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Oh man, am I fourth now?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Clearly I didn't forget the only good thing to come out
of pissing hours of unproductive time on this site. You're still third, big hugs and that.

We should go out for drinks. I must have forgotten how bad the chunder train is. Or you can come to Cambridge and see how I pull all the hit ladies.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)

And the hot ladies too
though the domestically abused ones are easier
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I just assumed you'd gone into some kill bill style fantasizing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I'm totally going to Cambridge
And I'm taking my sympathetic smile and knuckle dusters.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Hahaha
fulfil all his fantasies in one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Seriously
You and our little Viking friend are welcome any time.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I can't think of a hotter selection of people I would like to spend time with.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I wonder if hospital porters really
do pimp out hot females in a coma?
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I fucking hope not
oh wait you said hot. As you were
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Oh my god!
Completely forgot about that. I think that could be the most monstrous faux pas I've ever done, were it not for being on b3ta.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Haha I said something far worse today
so it all evens out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Apologies all the same. You've got to share now though.

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Hey kids, I'm back
what's happening.

eh Jeff! I reckon you should swap dogs for long haired bovine creatures from mountinous regions. I hear once you've had yak, you'll never go back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Once you've tried goat
nothing else floats your boat.

(least that's what I *ahem* herd)
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

You kid, you kid

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Ewe should try sheep.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:48, Reply)

you kid euclid
damn straight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Evening!
What's happening? Freefair's back, Rory's being a cunt, and Al wants a fight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Yeah.
Rory thinks I'm Piston. I'm grossly insulted :(
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:48, Reply)

ly insulted
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I'll accept that.
But I'm still not Piston.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)

ooOOooooooOOOooo
i'm tired but caffiene buzzing. this is never a good sign. I went to a festival and saw TWENTY FOUR bands and some comedians and danced in a big tent to some DJs and drove home at 2am on scary roads and got stopped by the police while looking like a hippy and with my car playing McArthur Park and didn't get breathalised and then i got home and gave boson his medicine.

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Just about recovered from a shaky morning.
Am now also tired by caffeined. This can't be good. And I'm really thirsty but can't be arsed getting up to get a drink.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

a shaky morning?
did you get on the booxe yesterday, then? or were you listening to too much shaking stevens?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

woke up late and had to rush about like a mong.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Do I?
Why?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

gets the adrenaline pumping

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I don't know.
But you seem to be spoiling for one. Or just trying to start one with everyone.

Here, have some candle day cake and calm down.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

You see that makes me want to punch you in the face.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)

What about this?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Love it.
I want those candles.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Shall I come alomng to Cambridge then?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Yeah, you're such a lightweight you'd only be out for the first 2-3 rounds
Then the night out proper could start.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)

It has come to my attention
that Danny Bhoy is not only funny, but very cute, and has a lovely voice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)

i don't know who that is
and I'm too lazy to google
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I really liked his skit on Sean Connery.

(888777555, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Well, my night improved
We had a laugh at the Quiz, I came away £10 richer after winning a bet against a friend, and my curry is tasting fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Naantastic news.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:59, Reply)