I thought I might watch a bit of telly.
But there is fuck all worth watching on at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My telly sees about as much use as Cavy's hoover at the moment

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

When I started reading that sentence I thought
you were going to say something more rude

my hoover gets more use than anything else, having guinea pigs means there is always sawdust EVERYWHERE. All other domestic appliances, not so much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I am never rude
I've just surprised myself by evaluating that statement but it's so correct that I'll repeat it in capitals - I AM NEVER RUDE.

Insulting, but not rude - or crude.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Cheeky
never blue.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Do you have Sky?
We're watching Body of Evidence on Alibi. It's rather good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

No
I'm not paying good money for something I'd only watch cricket on when I can watch cricket in the pub.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Fair enough.
Find something on iPlayer then. Or, you know, talk to us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)