No need Captain.
Who do you trust. Someone who liked your website, or someone who hasn't even been on the pier.

Like I say, no contest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah?
Well.... I've just told everybody on facebook that me and Amberl beat you right the fuck down. And you can't stop me because you're not cool enough to be booking face.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I did join the face of book a few years back and used it for a few month.
I then found out that it is just a selection of twats talking about taking their kids of parties and making cup-cakes, so I stopped using it.

Have you made a profile for your dog?

I bet you thought about it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

He doesn't have a person profile
but there is a 'dogbook' application for setting up dog profiles. I think I updated it twice in about four years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Or 14 years in dog terms.
You really don't care for your dog. I'm sure in 14 human years, more would have happened that, 'went for a walk' and 'had a tin of chum with some biscuit in it'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Is there really?
I might put the boys on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Yep.
It's an app that goes down the side of your page. However, I have seen friends who's dogs have actual person profiles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

They'd be on as a pisstake
I don't subscribe to facebook.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

what for?
surely all the statuses would be 'woof'?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)