No
The reason you can only hear on one side is because god hates you, and you're defective. At least you have your eyesight.

EDIT: Also, I had mumps when I was a baby, so your mumps is nothing to do with me. And with any luck, it might have made you sterile.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

True
Into my 30s and still no glasses required. Muh-hahahaha.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Sterile eh?
Here's hoping.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Could you find out about that?
Cheers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Fucking hell
he's got you doing impressions of Legless too now has he?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

WHUT?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

He ended a text message to me yesterday with the word "Cheers" too.
I accused him of being Legless.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR MAN WAS TOTALLY TEXTING ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Bitch,
I got no idea whut you talkin bout
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)