I might kill someone.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:08, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Wethamman has a price on his head.
Do him.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

If he kills Wet Ham Man
who will you shit on ?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I'm sure you'll find someone else.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You've misread my comment.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

No I haven't.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

You've done it again
I'm starting to think you're doing this for comic effect.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

You are the one who goes on about me shitting on Wet ham man.
I'm sure you'll find someone else to go on about me shitting on.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*looks around*
Well, you know, if you are looking for someone ...
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

College woes?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Basically I've done a ridiculous amount of work in the past couple days to complete an assignment.
I was just about to send it off when I looked at the letter I got a few weeks ago telling me I had stuff to send in, to notice that the actual assignment has changed. So where I've analysed six different texts and done six thousand words (was supposed to do 1000 words on each text every two weeks from Sept-Dec), the changed assignment is analyse one text and do 3000 words.
So I've done 3000 words more than I was supposed to, I'm not sure if I'll even be able to hand this in and the deadline is Friday. I just saw the letter and thought 'yeah I know what assignment I haven't done, I'll just do it and send it off'. It is beyond me why I didn't read the entire thing until about five minutes ago.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

can't you just pick one analysis and pad it out?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm not doing another 2000 words, I've emailed my relevant lecturer to tell him this is what I'm handing in.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Oooo, Yeah!
Lecturers love it when their students tell them that they are so fucking stupid that thy didn't bother to read the assignment title and therefore are going to hand in a totally different piece of work than the one that was asked for.

They will definitely give you bonus marks for that, and there is no chance they will just fail you straight away and tell you to get the fuck off the course.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I still have nightmares about this kind of thing.
I graduated in about 1995.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

You were a mature student?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

First rule of homework.
READ ALL THE INFORMATION SEVERAL TIMES.

Second rule of homework

READ ALL THE INFORMATION SEVERAL TIMES.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Is it Vodaphone?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)