just as likely to get run over on any road.
And anyway, cats roam fucking miles. I do see your point, but it's not that simple.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Just get loads of cats, incase a few get run over

(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I see no flaws with this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)

we lived near a main road growing up,
and we went through quite a few cats
(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Is "went through"
slang for running over?
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

It's an excellent cover for cat-hunting, isn't it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

well,
I needed a new coat, and cat fur is so snuggly.
(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

sssssh don't try and be rational about this
the guy is a cunt who lives in a shithole and tried to cheer up his kids for having an impoverished cunt of a father by stealing them a cat - and then he wondered why it got run over.

there is NO OTHER INTERPRETATION OF THIS STORY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Those cats cost £400 each, but I can afford it as I have an AMAZING job, and an INCREDIBLE social life.

So, please keep pounding the keyboard with that prolapsed fanny of yours. It's funny as fuck!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

did you buy them with stolen benefits?
also that just highlights your stupidity for letting them out on a main road even more.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)