Translation please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Beards

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Is that a real thing?
One of my best friends has always claimed to be scared of beards. I thought she was just being melodramatic on account of some traumatic formative stubble-rash incident
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Totally bona fide

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

beards are creepy though

(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

What about pants beards?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I prefer a nice debonair
pants moustache
(DeeDee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Or he's a screaming drama queen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

my friend heaved at the sight of one, once
she was a bit hungover and just started retching at the sight.

afterwards she said it was "the twits" that set her off, remembering that description about mr twit licking his lips and getting scraps of his day's food...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)