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I'm back from football.
It was shit. The game spoilt a previously enjoyable evening in the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:39,
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that's football for you
how are you otherwise, sir?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:39,
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Tired and with a sore back.
How is the Captain this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:41,
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Any less sore than yesterday?
i'm OK, really. just wondering if I should put an ad on gumtree to see if any folky indie bands want a flautist.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:43,
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You want to play the pink flutes in a Welsh folk band?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:44,
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a pinnk flute is a terrible euphemism
you only blow
across a flute
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:45,
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Sounds like you could do a JOB!
Why not though, if you fancy joining a band, advertise your skills!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:45,
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yeah
I'll do it tomorrow when I don't feel like adding "...I'm a bit shit, by the way..." at the end
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:47,
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Don't add that bit. Say you are really good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:48,
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I'll see if I can handle that another day
today is a slightly melancholy day.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:51,
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Or dear, how come?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:52,
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It just is
you know, some days are just more melancholy and wistful than others
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:53,
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I do Captain. I really do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:54,
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I saw you got spanked by Swindon
I thought of you and chortled with Premier League glee.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:40,
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We got more than we deserved from the game.
If Swindon had a half decent striker, we'd have let in 6.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:41,
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