What if it's so big that she thinks "Oh gosh, I could never use that, it would be like going down on a telephone poll, this'll never work out, I'm sorry, here's 50p, go get some sugar, honey."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Gaz her someone else's cock if you're worried.
Lenny Henry's, perhaps?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Or mine.
It's fucking massive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Massive, but with mottled green markings like a pustulent gecko.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

It definitely smells like a big one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I reckon I'm probably about the same size as a white Andi Peters, so maybe with a bit of photoshop magic.
I wouldn't want to post Lenny Henry's cock super imposed over my crotch with me doing a thumb's up motion to the camera while smiling, perhaps on a beach at sunset, 'cus that's romantic isn't it? Girls like a bit of that, don't they?....because if we're ever at a sunset, she'll know that I doctored the photographs and when she asks me where I got my penis from, I'd have to be honest and say "OK, I'll come straight, I got it from Lenny Henry" and she'll go "That is one unfunny prick you've got there", and I'll say "Yeah', I know, I hear someone else is doing comic relief this year, so it might be alright this time."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Two words
Forever single.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Haha, oh man, it's true, haha, I can apprechate a life-burn like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)