DISASTER
I appear to be developing an ulcer. Ordinarily this would simply be annoying, however this weekend I will be chewing my face off almost non-stop. By the time I come down it may have swollen to envelop my entire jaw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:02, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I thought you meant a stomach ulcer - a mouth one is a mild irritation and little more.
MTFU you raging bumlord.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Agreed
UNLESS you spend your weekend masticating like a frightened cow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Bonjela mate.
Food of the gods.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

*shudder*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Does the job.
Leaves your face gusset minty fresh.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

and it's delicious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

NOITISN'T

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

OH YES IT IS!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I assume "HE'S BEHIND YOU... oh never mind" comes next?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

i have no idea what's going on here but
um..yay?

edit:wait, replied to the wrong on, i meant the popcorn toaster thing. I am so very sleepy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Then I shall press on with this filth
before you wake up enough to realise who you're flirting with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

oh god
not again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Chewing your face off?
Is that cos of the massive drugz you'll be taking?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I don't know what you mean, young master jambon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)