it's all about context
but I'm pretty sure I heard better ones and I mostly went to free stuff.

i should be larping this weekend, but i think I'm going to end up staying home worrying about my guinea pig
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nooooooooo!
What's wrong with the guinea pig?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

don't know
he's losing weight. He's been on antibiotics for a week, but he's very little. I think I'll take him to thevets again tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Have you tried giving him an infusion of human-cylon blood?
It has no antigens, you see
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

i'll go and stab the toaster

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Better to let the toaster "stab" you
IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

i don't have a sexy toaster

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

*constructs toaster-shaped popcorn box*
Cinema?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

What's wrong with Mr Guinea Pig?
And what's it's name?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Boson
His brother is called Higgs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Brilliant name.
But you are a MASSIVE geek.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

yes
and yes. The vet asked if I was a physicist. I told him no, just a geek
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)