I can't stand that patronising wanker.
He was doing some Italian show a while back with some local expert or something and he'd re-explain *everything* she said whilst she wore an expression that said:

"who the fuck do you think you are, you cuntish little spastic?"
( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The Nigel Kennedy of food.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Christ, another person I loathe.
I wonder if my dislike of people is based purely on that fucking stupid haircut they both share.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It doesn't help.
Maybe the hair is a hatred gateway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

The grub in his City restaurant is nice.
I think he's a top bloke and would love to spend time with him in a car or on a train.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I can barely stand spending time on the same planet as him.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

He is, fundamentally, an oxygen thief.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

with pushing
in under
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)