al did something nice and decent today,
when were you last shocked?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:01, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what did he do?
last time I was shocked was when I forgot to turn off my lamp when the bulb blew, and I accidentally touched the metal.. oh. You mean other shock. Erm. Sunday night, when fat sweaty bastard proved how rude he was.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Sent me the Game of Throne books as textfiles
I was nowhere near you on Sunday?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)

different fat sweaty bastard. fret not.
Al sent me a whole bunch of books too. Need to start reading them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Everytime I'm walking round Asda and I touch something metal
Bloody static!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 5:39, Reply)

when i worked in a camera shop
the floor and my shoes were such that, if i shuffled around a bit I could give any customer an electric shock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:30, Reply)

Bet you felt like you had a superpower ;)

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:33, Reply)

"I, I think I might be Jesus"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)

totally
also means if anyone here ever got an electric shock in a swansea camera shop it might be that they irritated me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

When I got laid off my last job
No warning, nothing, just a "Going to let you go". Had just had annual appraisal and annual bonus with nary a glimmer of any problems. Got a much better job afterwards though, so the Honda Accord of sweet justice goes to me.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:06, Reply)