I can't drive
Though it has been remarked before that, if I could, some sort of amusing vintage car would be quite becoming of me. Though at this rate I'll probably just have to settle for some cheap-but-practical second-hand hatchback.

Alt: A waste of money for the person buying them, however they do act as a useful warning sign to the rest of us, insofar as anyone who feels the need to walk around with someone else's name scrawled across their chest is, quite likely, a shallow, vapid wanker.

ALT alt: Highly entertaining little animals. I'm quite fond of mustelids in general, not just the humble ferret.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You'd better make sure it has power steering
as your wrists might not be up to it otherwise.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I might just have to give up on that altogether
And steer with my chin.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I'm picturing you in a wacky races car.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I thought I might have to car-pool with Monty
In our Wacky Racist's Car
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)